Planners & Schemers
FUNNY CAR


Season In Review

The Shake and Bake category - nitro Funny Car - continue to survive thanks to the efforts of a few die-hards. With the cancellation of championship drag racing at Adelaide and Calder Park, which has been the traditional home of nitro Funny Car in Australia, it's been a quiet time for the plastic fantastics.

A proposal had been put forward by Melbourne's Gary McGrath to run a Top Fuel vs Funny Car series at Calder and Adelaide but Bob Jane's shock decision killed that idea as well. Fans still got to see the fuel coupes strut their stuff at the new Kwinana Motorplex, Willowbank Raceway and Calder Park's Nationals this past the season.

Last year, on July 22, Peter and Helen Russo entered their "Boss Lady" into the AHRA World Finals at Spokane, Washington. The Victorian couple were looking for lap time with their car, having made no passes in eight months, and even then having had only six runs over two events so the team figured they needed the practice.

A total of 11 Funny Cars ran down the track, with Russo remaining as top qualifier until the last session. The track was described as a cross between Heathcote Park and Whyalla. Gary Densham was on the non-qualifiers' list.

In the first round Russo defeated Canadian Charlie Mcintosh, 6.12 - 226 [364 kmh] to 6.61 - 223 [359] before taking out Canadian Jason Duchene, 6.19 to 6.50. That put the Aussies in the final against Wyatt Radke.

In the final Russo ran the event low ET of 5.768 at 238.12 [383.21], over Radke's 6.0 at 240 [386]. In the braking area, a gust of wind got under Radke's chute and lifted the back of the car off the ground, taking the car across into Russo's lane. Radke hit Russo,causing some minor body damage, but Russo's exhaust headers appear to have taken out a major chunk of Radke's body work.

The result at the end of the day, however, was the title as AHRA World Funny Car Champion. Following the success at Washington, the Russos towed to the NHRA Prolong Northwest Nationals at Kent, Washington on the weekend of July 28-30. There they stepped up to a US best of 5.443, which was just short of their all-time best of 5.39. Unfortunately the bump was 5.219!

At Willowbank on July 15, the Bailey brothers came out at the Winters Smash Repairs Track Championship Finals and logged a solid 5.89 at 238 [383 kmh] to "prove a point" and give the track its first nitro flopper "five" since December 1995!

In the US the NHRA Winston Autozone Nationals on October 8 produced the quickest Funny Car field ever with John Force sitting on the pole with a track record 4.87 while Al Hofmann sat on the bump with a 5.024!

The Russos returned to the States for a shot at the NHRA Finals in November. In the first session of qualifying, as part of the first pairing down the track, the Aussie entry went straight up in smoke at the poke of the throttle and shut off to a 14 second ET. In the second session Russo struck early engine problems and slowed to a 6.02, leaving them in 22nd qualifying position. With Saturday's sessions rained out, it left them out of the field.

On November 25, the Baileys put their nitro Funny Car down the Willowbank quarter for its fastest clocking of 5.74. It would have been even quicker had the blower belt not departed the engine at 900 ft.

On December 30, the sweet smell of nitromethane hung in the air for the first time at the Quit Motorplex, and what was even sweeter was the track record set by the newly repainted "Greene Machine" Funny Car which covered the quarter in just 5.72 seconds.

The night, which also featured the Bailey brothers, was full of drama, starting with a picture perfect race between the two Funnies. Side-by-side fives at 5.93 to Allan Dobson's 5.84.

Unfortunately a $2 dzus fastener had worked its way into the Allan Greene engine, and while the team was able to repair the damage, they were unable to front for the second round. Maybe Lady Luck was actually smiling on the West Aussie team as Ashley Bailey was in all sorts of trouble when a rod broke on the launch. This started a small fire and with oil under the tyres, sent the Ford Probe into the opposite lane (where Dobson should have been).

This gave Dobson the solo in the final round where he rode the wall in the final 200 ft. of the journey, but the awesome edge-to-edge traction saw him record the new track record.

After just missing an all 4-second Funny Car field at Pomona, the NHRA runners finally etched the historic number into the record book at Firebird Raceway during the NHRA Checkers - Shuck's - Kragen Nationals. Not only was the qualified field totally in the 4-second zone but the top three non-qualifiers also had sub 5-second ETs. The bump was a 4.961 by Gary Densham. The floppers also set another standard when all 16 cars qualified at over 300 mph [483].

On March 15 the two Funny Cars of Gary McGrath and the Bailey brothers were ready to rock the Calder Park house during a special exhibition match race at the Nationals. Ashley Bailey made a Friday afternoon half pass 6.71 and at 9 pm the ground shook to the sounds of two nitro engines as the bodies were dropped over Bailey and McGrath.

The Pontiac Firebird Pit Stop Oil entry laid down an awesome burnout to put some heat into the track, under what was very cold and unpleasant conditions but on the green both cars went up in smoke. A 7.05 from the Bailey Probe crossed the finish strip first over McGrath's 10.45 ET.

The option was there for the pair to run again on Saturday providing there was time, but sadly this never eventuated as McGrath and crew were busy with their Top Fuel entry.

On March 24 attention was back at the world class Kwinana facility. There Dobson faced off against Rachelle Splatt in her Top Fueler. The Nitro Challenge looked to be a one-sided affair, however that wasn't what Al Greene had in mind.

With no handicap, Dobson knew he had to cut a good light to make a race of it, and that he did. A .517 to a .855 reaction saw the Funny Car take the win light with a 5.59 - 276.92 [445.65] to the "Queen of Speed's" 5.39.

Splatt had torched heads on the pass forcing the team to miss the second match. This left Dobbo to take a solo 5.62 - 275.21 [442.90] much to the delight of the crowd and gave him a 2-0 lead in the Nitro Challenge.

The final was a beauty. Dobbo again dropped a holeshot on the little lady but this time Splatt stamped some "Girl Power" with a winning 5.33 - 273.54 [440.21]. Dobbo had his hands full crossing into Splatt's lane and almost collecting her chutes. His time was a 5.67 at 266 [428].

On April 7 the season ending Western Australia Grand Finale was highlighted by a match race between Jim Read and Rachelle Splatt. The "Greene Machine" was also in attendance as a reserve. Owner Al Greene threw Dobbo some clutch and this resulted in a wild wheelstand and an aborted pass when the car crossed lanes at the 330 ft. mark.

In closing out the season, the Baileys made a few more appearances at their home track of Willowbank. Here's hoping that we'll see more of the floppers in 2002.

Rodney and Ashley Bailey

Queensland brothers Ashley and Rodney Bailey certainly carried the Funny Car flag last season in an effort to prove a point and keep the fire burning. They travelled to Perth for a match race against Allan Dobson and then to Melbourne for the Nationals against Gary McGrath.

Green and keen, Rodney Bailey told DA, "I'm trying to put together something for this season. Kwinana's Peter Pike is interested and I've been asked to submit a proposal to Willowbank. I've been on the phone to Gary Densham in the States and he told me that he would be interested in supporting a series/tour.

"What we have been trying to do is prove ourselves all over again. Prove that we can run in the fives and get down the track without dropping anything," said Bailey. "It hasn't been easy but the more doors that are shut in our faces, the more determined I am.

"We have no regrets about what we're doing. We have accomplished two of our three goals. The first was to get the Funny Car deal. The second was to run a five. The third goal would be to secure some kind of series booking for the Funny Cars.

"I know that the crowd appreciates the efforts we have put in but when the spotlight is turned on to you it puts us under a lot more pressure. I know that a lot of damage has been done as far as our [Funny Car] reputation is concerned but I believe that the blame has to be equally shared between the racers and the promoters.

"We don't have the latest and greatest gear and as a result things can break. Our first pass [at Kwinana] against Allan Dobson brought the house down. It was a side-by-side five. On Ashley's second run she broke a rocker arm in the burnout. The thing was that it was still hanging in there and working. As soon as Ashley stepped on it, she fuelled up a cylinder, kicked a rod and dropped some oil under the tyres. The car crunched the wall but we received bigger applause than before.

"We were disappointed with the Nationals but that was also largely due to the wind and the weather conditions. Our first pass was going to be nothing more than a half pass. She also dropped a cylinder. Then when we came out at night against Gary [McGrath] Ashley just couldn't see from all the heat and the moisture. He was in the grass down the bottom end.

"We would dearly love to have new parts because it would surely make life easier, but our gear ran 5.1 seconds in the States. Let's learn to run with what we have first.

"At the end of the day we are entirely self funded. We do not get paid, in fact Kwinana was the first time we got something for our efforts. You can turn up with an untested Top Fueller at the moment, qualify and get paid. We are running full noise for no money. How can we look for financial support when we have nothing to give back as far as bookings are concerned."

"I'm hoping that sheer persistence will come through for us in the end."

Allan Dobson, Allan and Cheryl Greene

Oh what a difference a track can make. For Funny Car owner Allan Greene the difference between the old Ravenswood and the new Kwinana is like chalk and cheese.

"At Ravenswood it was more a case of getting down the track and putting on a good show for the fans than trying to rotate the earth," says Greene. "Now with Kwinana we have a great track that can take a bit more horsepower. It's still very important to keep the show going but it's also nice to know that we have a track that can handle a bit more horsepower.

"We've had a bigger fuel pump for three years. When we put it on the car for Kwinana she picked up 10 mph [16 kmh]. Our best speed to date has been 276.92 mph [445.65] and we backed that up with a 275.22 [442.91]. The air is there but we haven't found a good tune-up yet.

We have too much fuel on the step and she is dropping cylinders. I'm hoping to get some stronger mags to cure that. If we can keep all eight cylinders alight then we'll give the track record a go. Still, six out of the seven runs we made last season were in the fives," said a happy Greene.

Gary McGrath

The once upbeat Gary McGrath now has a different drum stroke. The nitro Funny Car addict told DA that he is worn out.

"I've got a beautiful car, ready to race, but no race track. The last time I tried to do something was the Funny Car versus Top Fuel Series but that all fell into a heap when Calder and Adelaide stopped drag racing. I had put a lot of heart and soul into that deal and in the end I was the one who looked like a fool.

"Yes, I have a Top Fuel dragster and yes, I have heard that people have criticised me because I haven't supported the Top Fuel series, but my passion lies with nitro Funny Car. I have a third testicle and it's called a Funny Car.

The dragster is all part of the team package I'm trying to put together and that includes the bike of Peter Pearce. Its good for sponsors. The dragster also gives the crew more opportunities, keeps them on their toes, enthusiastic and ready for the Funny Car.

"I still haven't had a full lap in the car yet and I know that it is quite capable of running 5.30s easily. The dragster ran a 5.21 at the Nationals and that was with blocked nozzles. It is a near identical combination to the Funny Car.

"There is ample room for Funny Cars to be given some support in this sport. I know that the fans are still out there from the number of people who come up to me in the pits. They just love to see some unpredictability, the half-track burnouts and the flames over the roofline. I go to the drags to see cars that I like. When they are not there, I don't go.

"Sorry to be this way but I just can't see the light at the end of the tunnel. Someone has turned it off. Maybe I'll find it somewhere else."

Peter and Helen Russo

"We still have the car parked in the US," said Helen Russo, "but we can't hide from the fact either that Funny Car is bloody tough over there at the moment and that's partly because we still run the deal out of our own pocket, and the dollar isn't the best. We would like to return this year to run the last three NHRA events but we'd have to lift our game, and quite a bit.

"We have attained our first goal which was to race in the US. Peter ran a 5.44 which was good but you don't get any money until you qualify. We could quite easily put our running gear into a Top Fuel car and make some money. Looking at the results from the Route 66 race recently the bump spot in Funny Car was 4.90 while in Top Fuel it was a 5.39!

"We could also do some match racing to supplement our NHRA racing but that would mean travelling and quite frankly our little truck and trailer just isn't set up for that. As for Top Fuel . . . well, we just love Funny Car.

"At the moment we can pick and choose an event, the dates are fixed and we can put together some kind of budget in a business-like way. But it is time to step up and go for our next goal - performance. Ultimately we would like to obtain some sponsorship to run more often but at the moment it's our pocket and our deal.

"Maybe I have mellowed somewhat," reflected Ms. Russo. "I look back at what we used to do when we were racing here. I can't believe how hard we worked to do it and what we had to sacrifice to go racing. I have a life now. I can go out to dinner, enjoy a red wine or see a movie. It is a far more balanced life here and we like it.

"If and when the sport does come back to life we would still be reluctant to bring the car back home. Until this sport is run by a board of directors with real management business skills who think on a corporate level and we see the removal of the capacity of people who can individually manipulate the direction of the sport, we'll leave it in California thank you very much.

"To run a Funny Car here is like the story of the beaten wife. She is sick of being bashed by her man and one day leaves him. At first it's a very scary world on your own but she still knows that what she is doing is the right thing. It will get better. Then he turns up at her place and begs her to come back. He says he has changed and is a whole new person. On the advice of friends and family, she goes back. Within weeks he is bashing her again and it all turns to shit again. Until he is removed from the picture, nothing will change.

"I'm not as emotional anymore. I see things more rationally and I like my world now. When we were in the staging lanes in the US last year and John Force came by and said hello, it was nice to have some respect and be acknowledged by your peers. It made us feel good."

Schemers

Dave Allen

Last year we notified DA readers that 46 year old Melbourne Hot Rodder Dave Allen was about to enter the deep end of drag racing with the purchase of Gary McGrath's Olds Funny Car roller and spare body. The nominated driver was Comp racer Shane Baxter.

The car carried some support from PPG and featured in a few local car magazines. While the plan was to hopefully begin licensing late last year, a few things have changed since we last spoke. Allen told us that he is into his second FC which was built by John Lang out of Street and Strip Engineering in Melbourne.

"We haven't scrapped the original car but just wanted to have a back-up car just in case. The original car was the one that Darren Carter drove at the '95 Nationals before being T-boned in the braking area by Keith Agius. We'll run it and see what happens as far as it's handling is concerned," said Allen.

"If it doesn't work out then it will become our show car for sponsors. Ultimately, from a long term point of view, I would like to have a two-car team. It will be good for sponsors and it will be good for the sport."

Allen is, at the time of writing, working on a sponsorship deal and is hopeful of a positive outcome in the very near future. As soon as that announcement is forthcoming, Allen will be off to the States to pick up two complete ready to go engines, including fuel system and clutch packs. At the time of writing he was talking to NHRA star Jerry Toliver.

"A lot of things were going to happen with the Top Fuellers and Funny Cars but since Calder and Adelaide stopped everything, we (the Funny Cars) don't have anything else to look forward to. I'm still keen to have Shane (Baxter) drive the car but first we need a track to race on. In the meantime I'm also working on a blown and injected 540 Rodeck-powered '41 Willys which just needs paint to finish and I also have the ex-Leigh Pascoe Super Gas FJ ute."

Fans will be able to see both of Allen's Funny Cars on November 18 and 19 at a car show at Hamilton.

Ron and Geoff Atholwood

We didn't see the beautiful Pontiac-bodied Funny Car of Brisbane brothers Ron and Geoff Atholwood last season. In fact, it will be three years since we have seen the car turn a tyre. The team are still busting to get their first five on the board but with no race bookings, it is likely that the fuel coupe will remain under wraps for a while yet.

The brothers have moved their engine forward by 3 in. and have a new cannon clutch.

Graham and Lloyd Jones

Australia's fastest nitro flopper has not moved on very much since last years Funny Car Planners and Schemers. Owner Graham Jones told DA that the Southside Performance car in fact remains untouched since burning up in 1999.

"At the moment I'm helping John Zappia with his current burnout car and the new Top Doorslammer. I've been doing this for a very long time but you can only do it without some support for so long. I've even seen how difficult it is to get sponsorships for the new 'Zaps Rat'. If it's hard there what chance do I have for the Funny Car. We need a new body and a new block to be back.

"The Bailey boys have been on the phone to me but I'm just not prepared to travel at the moment. When we were racing the Funny Car the dollar was around 83 cents. Now its about 50. A lot of the performance shops aren't around anymore which means we have less opportunities to get financial support.

"With the Funny Car, if we screw up it's our arse on the line. These cars are so far on the edge that anything can and does happen. That's nitro racing. When we come to the line, itis 100 percent effort. But when we have some problems Funny Cars are blamed and - the fingers are pointed our way because of this or that.

"We still want to come back but whether we do is another thing at the moment."

Steve O'Connor

Having crewed on the Funny Car team of Peter and Helen Russo for seven years, Melbourne's Steve O'Connor is gearing up for a go on his own in the near future. O'Connor has the old "Mexican Mustang" Funny Car in his possession and is currently putting the car through an extensive full resto for Nostalgia. A JP-I with Stage IV cylinder heads was purchased from Russo.

The new chrome moly chassis will be 125 inches. Other parts were purchased from Pleuger in the US, chute packs from John Force and wheels from Al Hofmann. Having done the Frank Hawley alky Funny Car course, O'Connor told DA that he would eventually like to run nitro in the tank.

Funny Car Reverse Gear

30 Years Ago

Funny Car pilots Don "The Snake" Prudhomme and Rich Siroonian turned on big at an Orange County International Raceway meet, smashing both ends of the strip's FC records. Driving the new "Hot Wheels" 1971 Barracuda Prudhomme blasted an all-time low ET of 6.70 seconds. Siroonian drove "Big John" Mazmanian's '70 Barracuda to a speed of 220.58 mph [354.98 kmh].

Sydney specialist drag equipment manufacturers Kevin Birch and Marc Marcolini were building a Torana Funny Car match racer. Despite no AHRF class to run in, the injected 302 Chev-powered car was getting ready to join the P&R Performance Torana.

Prudhomme was back in the news again at Orange County Raceway blasting out a stunning 6.62 at 226 mph [363]. Back home, the centre of attention at a Calder Park meet was the Capri Funny Car of Rob and Bev Searls. Norm Oakey debuted his new supercharged American Auto Parts Goggo altered cum Funny Car. At the '71 Nationals Bruce Phillips made a fiery debut on Saturday night with not one but three fire burnouts! The car was forced to retire with melted oil lines.

20 Years Ago

It was announced by Surfers Paradise track manager David Harding that the '81 Ampol New Year Drag Series would feature Mike Dunn driving Roland Leong's all new "King's Hawaiian" Funny Car and taking on Graeme Cowin. Just prior to the trip Dunn clocked the first ever sub-5.90 ET by a Funny Car with a stunning 5.85 at Orange County.

The Funny Car national records were held by the team of Ed Stipanovich and Graeme Cowin at 6.55 and 231.35 mph [372.31 kmh].

Mick Atholwood was taking part in round one of the Funny Car bracket at Castlereagh when his Corvette got out of shape and tipped onto its lid. He later announced that it was also his last drive. Graeme Cowin went on to win the Coca-Cola Summernationals over Barry Bowling's "Mexican Mustang" with a fishtailing 6.69 - 221 [356].

Jim Walton drove to a points lead at the first round of the '81 Australian Funny Car Championships by claiming top qualifier, low ET, top speed, as well as a runnerup finish behind Graeme Cowin.

Australian race fans from 1971 were saddened to learn that Larry Fullerton who drove the "Trojan Horse" Mustang Funny Car, had been killed in a Florida highway accident.

At the '81 Nationals a star was born when Barry Bowling drove past a tyre smoking Jim Walton in the final of Funny Car.

Adelaide International Raceway manager Terry Little made the announcement that the track would be cancelling all Top Fuel and Funny Car appearances for the remainder of 1981.

Jim Walton ended the season on a high note with a commanding victory at the '81 Winfield Grand Finals. The final between Cowin and Walton also produced a great side-by-side race with the Coca-Cola Monza clocking a career best 6.44 to Cowin's 6.50.

10 Years Ago

The ANDRA national records for Funny Car were held by Romeo Capitanio at 5.97 seconds and 242.58 mph [390.38].

Peter Russo ran his Funny Car at the '91 Calder Park Southern Nationals and clocked a speed of 243 mph [391 kmh]. Young Brad Simpson went for a skid in the old man's Funny Car in an attempt to secure his fuel license.

Heathcote Park was back in action with the fuel coupes of Russell Simpson and Peter Russo headlining the show. Both cars ran identical 6.519s in the first round.

Romeo Capitanio stunned 20,000 Calder Park fans during the Coca-Cola Night of Fire, taking the Rocket Industries Beretta to a stunning 5.60 ET and backing it up with a 5.61 at 264 mph [424]. At the same event Russell Simpson destroyed the "Oz Nitro" Thunderbird in an unquenchable fire.

Jim Carter announced that American Funny Car racer Al Hofmann would be returning to Australia for a two-month racing tour. On the subject of Carter, the Victorian also announced the signing of Motorcraft as a major backer for his Funny Car team.


DRAGSTER Australia from DRAGSTER Australia
written by John Baremans
page 32 - 35 - June 15, 2001
© DAVID COOK PUBLISHING PTY. LTD. 2001


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