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Subject:   NHRA Appeal
Date:       Wednesday, May 31
From:      Pat Alexander


Apologies for not getting back to you with this information any earlier. We just got back from Santa Pod (England) yesterday. Except for tons of rain, it was an enlightening experience. Thanks to all the racers who were refreshingly open to new products and ideas, delivered by a foreigner! And to all of you who think racing in Europe is a haphazard cluster of ragtag hotrods, think again. The turnout is impressive, and the crowds are amazing: they love the sport so much they are willing to camp in cold mud for three days, and then (the best part) they cheer mightily for the blown alcohol teams. Read it and weep.

The question you'd like the answer to is why did PSI drop the appeal (to NHRA) to get the "C" blower reinstated. To summarize the reasons given in our letter to the NHRA:

1.  The appeals process has been interfered with by people who have an economic reason to give "information" to the NHRA.

2.  The outcome of the appeal had already been determined and even published; as such, the process had the potential to be something of a sham.

3.  As non-participants by the Rulebook definition, we lack legal status and therefore protection in the process.

We also told the NHRA that we were prepared with ample documentation to support a reinstatement request, should a participant wish to begin the appeals process. Whether or not that happens remains to be seen.

By the way, the statement has been made that Norm (Drazy) had something to do with getting the 2000 rules freeze put into place. That couldn't be further from the truth. Please do not confuse Norm Drazy with Norm Grimes, who has no affiliation with PSI, other than as a customer.

Thanks again for yet another installment in this long-running, and still very popular series of "As The Rotor Turns", Pat. Sounds like you had a lot more fun than some of the fans at Santa Pod. Bet you didn't get much of a chance to play tourist either, eh?



Subject:   Mike Janis - Grand Bend Preview
Date:       Wednesday, May 31
From:      Rob Kozak


Janis set to see if he can "Cut The Mustard"

Mike Janis and his recently acquired sponsor Weber's brand mustard, plan to make their 2000 IHRA season debut this coming weekend at the inaugural Mopar Parts Canadian Nationals in Grand Bend, Ontario, Canada. Janis will not only be making his Pro Mod debut for 2000, he will also be debuting a new Jan-Cen prepared supercharged powerplant.

During the off season, Janis and his team made the switch from nitrous to supercharged alcohol. Janis is a big proponent of both forms of supercharging, but felt it was time to make the switch. "It's obvious that the supercharged guys are making more power, not to say a nitrous car can't or win any races, because they have. It just started to get real hard to run quick and not hurt parts on the nitrous setup."

Janis knows that he might have to take a step back to go forward, but he is confident that the switch was right for him and his team at this time. "It will take some time to get used to driving with the blower motor, but I feel we will be more competitive with this new setup."

Janis missed the first two national events of 2000, but feels the wait will be worth it. "We haven't had as much time for testing as we would have liked, but I have raced at Grand Bend in the past and I am comfortable with the track. I hope to have the new setup dialed in before Saturday night's "Night of Fire" qualifying. I just want to be able to make my sponsors happy to be on my team."

Janis, who hails from Lancaster, New York, is the president of Jan-Cen Automotive in Elma, New York. Jan-Cen specializes in building race engines and also sells and maintains a full line of Arctic Cat snowmobiles. You can reach Jan-Cen at Jancen.com.

Thanks for the preview on Mike's plans for Canada's only national event, Rob. It's much appreciated. Hope you can keep us informed about all the action at Grand Bend, too.



Subject:   Kevin Kent calling..... again
Date:       Wednesday, May 31
From:      Kevin Kent


Hi, how are you going? Last time I spoke to you, I asked you about a rear bearing kit for a 727 trans. I have heard that a place called PRO-FORMANCE Transmissions, owned by Frank Lupo, might have this part. I was wondering if there was any way you could chase up this information for me. I have a phone number here that is toll free (1-302-454-9203).

I gather that you would be able to ring this number toll free; unfortunately I don't think that I would be able to. It would be greatly appreciated if you could maybe get a price for me. Look forward to hearing from you again.

Oh, oh, it sounds like my conscience calling. Again. Geez, just checked the records and it's been two months since I was supposed to track down that info for you, Kev. The phone number you've provided is not toll-free, but it's much cheaper for me to ring them than for you, so I'll call them ASAP. Hope this delay on my part isn't going to stop you from being at the Winternationals.



Subject:   Incoming hand grenade....
Date:       Wednesday, May 31
From:      Russell Pavey


Hi Bob. It's been a while since I've heard from you. Are you sure you have a pulse?? (Hang on a mo, while I check.... yep, I'm still ticking.... sort of a like a bomb on a timer) I noticed that your web site has been updated a couple of days ago so someone must be in Canada, (besides the polar bears) or can the bears type now?

What is happening? Are you coming for the Winternationals? Are you ready to sell me your engine for a really cheap price? Are you coming back ever? Are you scared of all us FAST Aussies? Does the thought of blue skies and sunshine sound bad? Are there women in Canada? OR do they look like guys? Do I need to remind you what Australian women look like? Email me soon.

Polar bears? Not this far south, Russell. We do have black bears in the neighbourhood, but they're just garbage-holics and provide target practise for the local police. As for your usual batch of questions: The answers are: nothing much; no, I won't; absolutely not; yes, I will; no, I'm not -- unless you count that scary looking Holgerson bloke; good weather always sounds great; yes, there are women in Canada; no, most of them look like Sheilas; NO, you don't need to remind me what Aussie women look like.... on the other hand, I can hardly remember what that race car of mine looks like. It's been a while, hasn't it?



Subject:   Hi, Bob
Date:       Wednesday, May 31
From:      Toni Patterson


Hi Bob, how are you? Well I hope. When are you coming back to Brisbane and how is your fuel car going? I keep updated with your site regularly and find it very interesting. I was talking to Tracey (Lowe) the other day and I am going to catch up with them at the Winternationals. It's the best meeting to go to all year. Look forward to hearing from you.

Great to hear from you again, Toni. It's been so long since you've written that I thought you'd forgotten about us. As for coming back downunder: well, it won't be this year, due to financial constraints (plain english: I'm broke!). And next year isn't looking "real flash" either. But what's this about a fuel car? It's still Top Alcohol, at least until they ban dragsters from that eliminator. Keep in touch and let us know what you think about the Winternationals.



Subject:   Ken Lowe Race Cars web update
Date:       Tuesday, May 30
From:      Ken Lowe


We now have a video page. We have some intersting videos here, but will have more after the Winternationals on June 13. Check them out at: Ken Lowe Race Cars.

Can we expect to see some video of your new "top secret" driver in action at the Winternationals? Perhaps some candid shots of her (oops, almost let the cat out of the bag) getting into her firesuit? Let us know as soon as you've got those new videos ready for viewing.



Subject:   Federal-Mogul releases earnings warning
Date:       Tuesday, May 30
From:      Owen Stampflee


... What will this mean for drag racing? I have posted a little commentary along with the CBS.MW press release on The Digs website. You can check it out by visiting: Bench Racing, or by clicking on the appropriate link on The Digs homepage.

Guess you don't want to wager whether Federal-Mogul will still be sponsoring the NHRA divisional races when their current contract expires, do you? With almost every major corporate decision being dictated by the stock market these days, this story may indeed have serious ramifications for drag racing. Check it out, folks.



Subject:   Why Don't We See Any Women Pro Stock Drivers?
Date:       Tuesday, May 30
From:      Bill Evans


Holy sheet Bob! You're alive! Thank god! Glad to see you still have your sense of humour. I just couldn't resist.

This reply came back to my three suggestions as to why there aren't any women driving Pro Stock cars. My reasons were: They're too smart. Pro Stock is too boring. They don't want to waste their money on just another cookie cutter doorslammer.

The sense of humour comment from Bill is apparently in reference to one of the reasons he posted on
The Grapevine website as to why Mike Rice still hasn't finished his new dragster. The top item on the list was: "seen regularly with Bob Wilson". Ouch! Come to think of it though, I do resemble that remark, don't I?



Subject:   What's happening to attendance (at NHRA national events)
Date:       Monday, May 29
From:      Pat Harden


Top Fuel is suffering from declining sponsorships. If you count the cars that ARE there, only half or so could be considered tour regulars, and the "little guy" will probably continue to disappear in the face of fines and points penalties for oildowns. The alcohol cars are also fading fast. As for attendance, yeah, there was a LOT of bare aluminum showing in those grandstands! Dallas, while a big market, probably can't support two races each year, especially when one is held in the sweltering heat of late spring.

Also, I think fans (including myself) are becoming increasingly disenchanted with watching the same guys race each other time after time, with mostly predictable results (I will admit that Funny Car is better this year). Add in the fact that there's NO general admission seating at many events anymore (including Dallas) and "Glendora, we have a problem!" The NHRA is in trouble, but like an alcoholic, they're in denial.

Drag racing will survive at the grass roots and divisional levels, but the National event shows are in jeopardy. I noticed a guy tossing frisbees for his dog to "entertain" the "crowd" at one point. Yup, that'll get your cardio up.

By the way, I was interested to note today that Speednet doesn't even appear to have a drag racing discussion forum anymore -- there just doesn't seem to be much interest in the "pros". What would we talk about? Did Tony Pederegon deliberately load it up to smoke the tires, so that his boss could gain some needed points, and tie Bob Glidden for 85 wins? Do we really care? I don't.

You've obviously been hanging around this website too much, Pat. Geez, you're starting to sound like me with all those negative views of the direction drag racing is heading. Of course, you're absolutely correct. There's a lot more you could have added, but that's a good start to what could be a never-ending discussion about what's wrong with drag racing. Alcohol cars fading fast, though? You mean there's still more than three or four even showing up at national events? That's not counting all the injected nitro guys of course. Add them in, and you've almost got enough for a decent eight-car show at most events. Drag racing in trouble? You betcha.



Subject:   Hey Bob, hope you're OK
Date:       Monday, May 29
From:      Steve Piesley


Hey Bob, hope you're well. There hasn't been an update for a week now. If you need any help, let us know. Dont' know what I can do from here, but you never know.

Thanks for asking, Steve. Yes, there is something you can do to help: come on up to Canada and go to work in my place for six months and let me spend eighteen hours a day in front of my home computer. Then I'd be able to keep doing updates on a regular basis and finally get the rest of the website up to speed. Alternately, you could just get Synthashield to tip in $100,000 or so and sponsor the dragster, then I could concentrate on that and the website and not have to worry about my regular job. Thanks for asking though.



Subject:   "Drag" Racing
Date:       Monday, May 29
From:      Steve Wyatt


Thank you for your letter concerning our coverage of the near-tragic street race in Richmond (British Columbia). Our use of the term "drag race" was in no way meant to belittle or demean the sport of drag racing. I believe our audience, given the context in which the report was delivered, was left with a clear and unambiguous understanding of what occurred.

This story concerned a terrible accident. In the telling of it, we rely on the people in the community to convey their understanding of events. They include police officials, witnesses and many others both directly involved in the story or in the investigative phase. Everyone in the community was using the term "drag" as the common vernacular.

We have done many reports in the past involving professional drag racing. In fact, you may have been involved in the exercise we conducted recently when we agreed to have a drag racing car fired up in our parking lot. I'm told it went a long way to promote the sport in B.C., despite some angry reaction from our neighbours in Burnaby.

In the meantime, I have passed along your concerns to our reporters and producers.
Sincerely,
Steve Wyatt,
News Director, BCTV

Your well-written and thoughtful reply to my rather ill-tempered blast on Saturday is much appreciated. Both for the fact that you took the time to reply at all, but also for the background that you provided about the story in question. One of the most angering aspects of the street racing story was the knowledge that you have, many times, shown real drag racing on your TV station and have always covered it in a respectful and intelligent manner.

I suppose that the bottom line is that, even after fifty years of organized and properly sanctioned drag racing, the general public perception is still one of a couple of idiots endangering life and property on a public road. I would wager that a random survey of people on the street, of all ages, would find the majority of people not even aware of the existence of real drag racing.

Again, I appreciate the time and effort you went to in replying to and addressing my concerns and hope that in future, the phrase DRAG RACING would not be used by anyone at BCTV in connection with any activity except that which occurs at a legal, sanctioned dragstrip.

The message from Steve Wyatt and my reply to him resulted from an item that appeared on the evening News Hour broadcast on BCTV on Friday, May 26th. The item concerned a local street race that ended spectacularly, with both cars going off the end of a dead-end street, one landing in the river and the other burning to the ground beside the river. The two drivers were both hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries. Throughout the news item, the term "drag racing" was used to describe what had occurred.

That alone was bad enough, but to ensure that the INcorrect message got through to the nearly 500,000 viewers of the program, a further segment was added. This bit featured some home video of a fellow in a Honda Civic going airborne over a small rise on a narrow two-lane road, rolling the car into the bushes and disappearing in a cloud of dust and debris. The outcome of this incident was far more serious, as the driver died in the crash. The video was replayed at least three times, to serve as a warning to anyone who might consider "drag racing" (there's that term again....) as to the consequences of such actions.

By now you can gather that I was more than a little upset from watching the news broadcast and subsequently, I fired off (ignited is more like it) a VERY strongly-worded email to the television station. In it, I threatened legal action, among other things. I can't remember if I actually threatened to burn down or blow up their studio, but if I didn't, that action was at least implied. Of course the Vancouver-area incident was duly reported as drag racing in the local daily papers, but by this point I decided not to threaten those publications with the same consequences as BCTV.

Still, it will only be a matter of time, a few months at most, until the next street/drag racing story hits the news. Fifty years of organized drag racing and what have we accomplished? To judge by the mass media, I'd say not a heckuva lot, at least in the positive sense. Okay, enough of my own soapbox, back to the regularly scheduled Backfire(s)!




Subject:   Impatience Racing & Legend Aero team up
Date:       Monday, May 29
From:      Bill Evans


If you don't already know, you do now. Check it out at the: The Grapevine.

Hmm, that is news. Why in the heck is Federlin turning over the wheel to another driver? He seemed to be doing a pretty good job of getting that hot rod of his down the track. Or is it the usual problem: financial combustion?



Subject:   (Bobby) Lagana (Sr.) pic
Date:       Saturday, May 27
From:      Arthur Cimilluca


Bob, here is the photo of Bobby in Ralph White's Top Fuel car. I give Cole Coonce and 'Ski at Nitronic first crack at my stuff, because they've been helping me out. When I get decent stuff, I'll make sure you get something. All I want is a credit if you show it, which you certainly have my permission to do. Thanks.

Bobby Lagana Sr. in the hot seat again

And thanks very much to you too, Arthur. It's much appreciated and being second in line after Nitronic puts me in some pretty good company. The saga of that (ultimately) unsuccessful weekend at Englishtown has to go down as one of the strangest in the annals of fuel racing. But I've just got to ask: why did Mike Smith lose the driving job in the first place? Something to do with his "family heritage"?



Subject:   Chat channels
Date:       Saturday, May 27
From:      Steve Piesley


Just asking (yet again) about drag racing chat channels. Which ones are the best to hook up with?

Good question, Steve. The only chat room (channel) that's strictly devoted to drag racing that I've been on was Grant Stephens' Cackling Pipes website. Maybe some of the visitors to this page can pass along other ones for Steve to check out. As for myself, I really don't have time to spend chatting; just reading and writing use up all my "spare" time.



Subject:   Drag Racing Stories of The Day ... and more!
Date:       Thursday, May 25
From:      Bill Pratt


I am SO late!!! We were scheduled to be on the road towards the Outer Banks of North Carolina at NOON, no later! But, as anyone who has written on a deadline knows, the best laid plans all go out the window when you can least afford it. I had seven new stories of the day to do, in order to meet my committment to you to do one every day. Of course, the computer acted up all night.

I love the stories and I think you will really enjoy them, but forgive me for not running them down for you here. You can read them one a day, or all at once, or pick and choose; it's up to you. Thanks again to all those who helped with photos and info for the big Dave Benjamin story (May 31). I really love it and it is photo intensive. Slow to load, but worth every minute. I got to get rolling. Have a fantastic Memorial Day, my U.S. pals, and everyone else, enjoy the weekend. See ya in a week.

May 31 -- Nasty through the years: The Life and Times of a True Nitro Pioneer; All his cars and innovations

May 30 -- World Drag Racing Championships: A concept discussion; A fascinating idea, well planned (by Ken Lowe)

May 29 -- The Atmosphere at Bakersfield 1962: What was it like at that magical dragster heaven

May 28 -- Regional Drag Racing Motors: George Bolthoff with the real deal on blown gas motors

May 27 -- The State of Funny Cars in the Australian West: Two nitro coupes against an entire half continent

May 26 -- Wild Willie and Mousie: Movin' those Scott fuel injectors; Mousie helps Mickey move some product

May 25 -- Tyranny: The Unjust and Cruel Exercise of Power; They are trying to kill off another dragstrip, folks

May 24 -- 1997 Hot Rod Reunion: The Big One that Got Away; Dave Tuttle describes his wild return, seven years after hanging up his firesuit

May 23 -- The Little Fueler vs. The Roller Starter: Fred Vosk with a whimsical tale of the first roller starter he and his fueler ever saw

May 22 -- Cold and Rain Squash Englishtown: The fields are set, but the racing won't happen until the weekend after Indy

May 21 -- Nasty Dave's Weekend in San Antonio: Funny Car innovator Dave Benjamin recalls a memorable AHRA Nationals

May 20 -- Jim Nicoll, Mad Dog and the Wet Chutes: Big Gene Townley with a great story about the stubbornness of drag racers

May 19 -- Swimming at The Pond in the Sixties: Top Gas racer Billy Scott with a funny story of going from the beach to the drags and back to the beach within four hours

May 18 -- 26th Annual U.S. Pro Stock Open results: Lewis Bloom and I announce this classic independent drag race again last night and it was great. I have provided full results with only a few hour delay

May 17 -- John Force - Victory by the Numbers: The loquacious one is just one victory away from tying Bob Glidden's once-insurmountable NHRA national event wins total

May 16 -- "The Father of The GTO" vs. "The Outlaw": New friend Tom Pitton contributes a terrific story out of the blue

May 15 -- Nitro Motor, Nostalgia Style: Jim Burke explains how to build a bulletproof fuel motor

May 14 -- Bill O'Neal goes from sand dragster to off-roader in one easy step

May 13 -- Side by Side at 300 MPH: Ron Dilley describes the first side by side 300 mph Top Fuel pass

May 12 -- More Memories of John Wenderski by Dave Wallace

May 11 -- Jim Dunn celebrates 50 years in drag racing at Englishtown

Drop us a line and let us know what's up.

What's the matter, Bill? Not enough days in the hour? Sounds like you're heading for a Wilson-style burnout one of these days. But at least you managed to keep the stories coming, every day and now we've got the list to see what's happening at Draglist's Stories of The Day. Keep 'em coming.



Subject:   Matco Tools Spring Super Nationals
Date:       Wednesday, May 24
From:      Phil Hutchison


Bob, I was one of the brave (stupid?) ones that attended the recent NHRA Matco race at Englishtown. Every area weatherman and the Weather Channel said "Don't go, you'll only get your heart broken or at least you will be forced to shell out $28 (for Friday's qualifying) and end up either freezing in the stands or sitting in your car with the heater on".

But my friends and I are a foolish lot and against better judgement, we trekked up the Jersey Turnpike, paid out $28 and lo and behold, we either froze in the stands or sat in the car with the heater on. We did however see an unbelievable Pro Stock qualifying show. Teams were blasting out personal bests left and right. The Ford of Robert Patrick ran his first 200, the Dodges were flying, it was unbelievable. Bob Benza ran in the 6.80's. And neither Warren or his son qualified (at least on Friday).

Now the Fuel cars were another story. The few that hooked up (and there were very few) ran decent times on the cold and damp surface. I did not catch wind of the "tire story" until I saw the qualifying highlights on ESPN2 and later when we returned for Sunday's "Finals". How a cold, damp track can have too much traction is against everything I have ever learned at a drag race. I have seen Fuel cars spin the tires on the top end at tracks such as Richmond and Atlanta when the track was hot and slick, but never have I seen what happened at E-Town this weekend.

I went back to the pits and looked at some of the team's slicks and the centers (or crown) of the slicks were pitted, with evidence of a lot of material being thrown off at some time during the run. Herbert's slicks were unusable after just one pass! They looked like a teenager's face after too many bags of french fires! Cory Mac said on TV he wished the Goodyear honchos were there, instead of at Indy (snore), so they could check out the problems the racers were experiencing. I have no idea if the teams will be using the same compounds in Dallas this weekend.

One other thing. The fields being set after two rather poor fuel sessions is a slap in the face to the racers and the fans. Even though Top Fuel only had 15 cars attempt to qualify, the position these cars qualify in may have a big impact down the road when 20 or 40 points can mean a World Championship or not. John Force was not happy with NHRA's ruling, especially with Tony not in the show. I would not be surprised if NHRA changed their minds (not the first time this year) and let the Pros have one more shot to get in the field.

I will email you later with more profound thoughts concerning Englishtown and the state of Drag Racing, but until then, adios....

Hey Phil, thanks a bunch for your eyewitness report from Englishtown. Glad I wasn't there to experience the conditions and lack of a show that you described. As for the tire situation: my considered opinion is that NHRA and Goodyear are full of it, and there is a very serious problem with their current fuel tire compounds. The reasoning they used to explain the tire failures ("too much traction") are a complete lie. And calling qualifying complete after two sessions on a very marginal track in abominable weather conditions is another bad joke. After the great start they had to the season, it's starting to look like another long, tough year is in store for NHRA. And the racers and fans too.



Subject:   Konica Winternationals TV
Date:       Wednesday, May 24
From:      Rob Oberg


Huge Audience for Konica Winternationals TV

The 33rd running of the Konica Winternationals will be featured on no less than three special one hour episodes of Willowbank Raceway's "Wreckers Hotline Drag Racing" television program.

Splitting the event over the three shows allows a far greater depth of coverage of the various categories of racing and maximizes the number of television viewers exposed to the event. Once again the programs will be broadcast both free to air throughout Queensland by the Seven Network and nationally on cable and satellite by Foxsports. Previous broadcasts of the Konica Winternationals have attracted up to 300,000 viewers for a single episode in Queensland alone. This year's schedule of six separate broadcasts will certainly take the Konica Winternationals to a huge audience.

The first of the programs will feature the explosive action of Gregory's Top Fuel eliminator and Morgan & Wacker Top Bike. Both the two and four wheel nitro burners provide some of the most dramatic pictures in all motorsport. The show will also include the cutthroat sportsman racing of VPW Mail Order Super Stock and the finals of Queensland Diesel Spares Junior Dragster, Redcliffe Dyno Super Street and Cragar Performance Super Sedan.

The following episode will cover the intriguing battle for the Australian Championship between Mark Brew and Gary Phillips in Supa Cheap Auto Top Alcohol along with Serco Pro Stock Motorcycle and the supercharged dragsters, sedans, altereds and funny cars of Wreckers Hotline Top Comp. Also included will be the finals of Ken Lowe's Drag Race School Modified Eliminator, Perfect Print Super Gas and Whales Motorcycle World Modified Bike.

The final show from the Konica Winternationals will be headlined by the two Group One tin top categories. With Dave Koop, Victor Bray and Robin Judd locked together at the top of the points table and any one of a half dozen other drivers capable of winning the event, Ice Break Top Doorslammer is certain to provide dramatic images. Add in the unbelievably close racing of Travelaire Tours Pro Stock and this episode will be a feast for the fans. The sedan action will be supported by VPW Mail Order Competition Eliminator and Morgan & Wacker Competition Bike.

All the footage of the three shows plus additional footage will also be compiled into a souvenir Konica Winternationals 2000 video expected to go on sale in mid-July.

TV Schedule:

Show One: Top Fuel, Top Bike, Super Stock, Super Sedan, Super Street, Junior Dragster
SEVEN (QLD) Saturday, July 1st   11:30 - 12:30 pm
FOXSPORTS Saturday, July 8th   7:30 - 8:30 pm

Show Two: Top Alcohol, Pro Bike, Top Comp, Modified, Modified Bike, Super Gas
SEVEN (QLD) Saturday, July 8th   11:30 - 12:30 pm
FOXSPORTS Saturday, July 15th   7:30 - 8:30 pm

Show Three: Top Doorslammer, Pro Stock, Competition, Competition Bike
SEVEN (QLD) Sunday, July 23rd   1:00 - 2:00 pm
FOXSPORTS Friday, July 28th   7:30 - 8:30 pm

Note: This schedule is correct at time of publishing. Please check your local TV guides to confirm.

Winternationals time is fast approaching, isn't it? In one way, it's very depressing to be posting this news from Canada, mainly because I'm here, instead of down in Brisbane getting my own car ready to race. But life goes on and races wait for no one, so let's sit back and enjoy it as best we can. Any chance of a "complimentary" copy of the souvenir video, Rob?



Subject:   Sunday at Sacramento
Date:       Wednesday, May 24
From:      Brad Hansen


Hey Bob, we had another one of those weekends. We found a possible crack in our primary block so we pulled it out Friday night. Then on our only full run in qualifying, we spun #3 rod bearing in the other motor! Just when you think you have it figured out, bang! something happens.

The cause of the spun bearing is unknown as of yet, but there's not much damage. I'm trying to put together some sponsorship and organize a display the weekend before the next Mission points meet. If I do, we will go to the race. I need to generate some revenue somehow. Talk to you soon.

Thanks for the news, despite it being mostly of the bad variety, Brad. Seems like your weekend was just another example of why they call it "drag" racing. Let's hope you can get it all back together for the next Mission race. They could definitely use another alky dragster or two.



Subject:   What's Up?
Date:       Tuesday, May 23
From:      Paul Fink


I always have to just drop in to see what's up. I really enjoy some of your stuff. I don't always agree with you, but I always enjoy reading it.

Thanks very much, Paul. I'm glad that you don't always agree with my viewpoints; if everyone did, then what would be the purpose of writing what I do?



Subject:   Spokane Update
Date:       Tuesday, May 23
From:      Ken Sitko


Thought I would let you know what happened in Spokane this past weekend. We towed our rig down Friday morning, and spent most of Saturday getting the car ready. At the first race of the year, it always seems like it takes forever to prepare everything, even though you spend most of the winter working on it. Re-attaching and un-tangling newly washed parachutes, dead bulbs/batteries in the timing light, fuel system adjustments for a worn out fuel pump, etc., take longer than you think they will. You feel like a rookie again until you can get the car down the track once or twice.

We decided to make a short blast at 5:00 Saturday to check things out. Everything went pretty well; our tuneup was backed way off because there was just no race track (traction) yet. A couple of other alky cars went before us, blowing the tires off at the hit. Serge made a pretty good run though, shutting off at half track to a 6.80 at 160 mph (6.40's are pretty stout at this race track).

Orville (Moe) didn't book anyone to run against us, so we made a single in the first round. Didn't change a thing, but the stupid car blazed the tires for a hundred feet, then spun the rest of the way. Serge pedalled a few times and ran a 7.08 (yuk!) at 191. We raced Ron Richardson (Funny Car) on our last pass, and got into the sixes again with a 6.78 at 199. I had upped the barrel valve a bunch and fattened the rest of the motor so much that we could hardly breath on the starting line. The fuel acted as a rev limiter, as the motor wouldn't go over 7800 rpm. You do what you have to do.

We didn't break anything and the driver/crew got into the race mode again, so it was a successful weekend. We'll also have somewhat of a baseline for the (AHRA) World Finals in late July. Bob Hurley won the Funny Car deal, defeating Darrel Van Dyke (Rattler Funny Car) in the final. (I think they both ran in the 8's, as the final was after midnight and it was raining). John Evanchuk (Red Wolf Funny Car) ran some low 7's, but was impressed with the power the car made once it hooked up. He has a new ignition system (MSD) and a lot of other updated stuff, and can't wait to get it on a good race track.

You had asked about Ed's (Verenka) crash last year in Calgary. It was almost a carbon copy of Serge's (Edmonton Open) as the chutes didn't come out, he went into the dirt at high speed and rolled it. The damage looked to be mostly body, wing, wheels, etc., but I don't know that for sure. Ed seemed all right, and had planned to get it ready for 2000.

Thanks very much for all the news from the Spokane season opener. Sounds like a typical early season race, both for the track and yourself. But at least you made three runs, didn't hurt anything and got the kinks and rust worked out of your systems. Sounds like the track conditions won't be much help in developing a baseline for other races, but at least you got some track time. So, when's the next outing for the car?



Subject:   The Ralph White Saga
Date:       Monday, May 22
From:      Arthur Cimilluca


On Sunday morning, Bobby Lagana Sr. was in the cockpit of the Ralph White Top Fuel car, warming it up and getting familiar. The deal was that Bob was going to launch and click it off to get into the field and make it a full deal. About 11:40 AM, we heard the extra fuel qualifying session was cancelled. The field for the September rain date is now set.

Another rumour making the rounds was that Shelly Anderson's physical certification hasn't been updated. Never heard about the Mike Dunn deal. Actually, Bobby Lagana had been in staging, strapped in on Saturday night when NHRA decided that it wasn't safe for the cars due to the weather conditions.

I will have a pic of Bobby in the cockpit on Wednesday if you or anyone would like proof. Take care, Bob.

Hey, thanks for the update on the revolving door deal in Ralph White's pit area at Englishtown over the weekend. At this point it appears that the only ex-Top Fuel drivers not contacted for the drive were Gary Beck, Jerry Ruth, Graham Light and Don Garlits. Hey, come to think of it, Light was on the grounds. On the other hand, he wasn't much of a driver twenty-five years ago and he probably hasn't improved since then. I'd love to see any pics you've got of the action (and the non-action) at Englishtown. Bring 'em on.



Subject:   TFUK Response
Date:       Monday, May 22
From:      The TFUK Team


TFUK (launching it's new website on 27th May, 2000 incidentally), doesn't seem to have had too many problems with "family-friendly" search engines and the "fuk" part of the name. Also, all of those flashy new features which you are concerned about -- well:

 1.  The site is designed for a minimum 33.6K modem (56K modem strongly advised) - you can use a slower modem but the site may be a bit jumpy.

 2.  TFUK harnesses the power of streaming media across the web -- most of the site can begin playing before it has been completly downloaded so you can experience an animated, sound-intensified web site over a relatively slow connection -- try it out now at: www.top-fuel.co.uk and choose the info option.

 3.  Flash 4 is accessible to everybody -- a 100K FREE download that takes less than one minute to download and install -- and it IS worth the agonizingly short wait for the benefits you get. A little page will determine whether or not you have the plug-in and a link to install it ASAP.

 4.  Our research shows nearly 100% of surfers have IE4 (or equivalent) and above. Our site won't use any technology beyond HTML 4.

So, as you can see, the portal to a new era of web design is here and TFUK is at the forefront of this. Remember the launch on 27th May 2000.

This message from the folks at TFUK is in response to my comments about their soon to be re-launched website. I wasn't overly harsh in my assessment (at least I thought so) but they've obviously taken some (not a lot, but some) offense at my comments. So it's time to let the "internet jury" decide. Check out their website this coming weekend and then let me know what you think. Better let, let the TFUK folks know what you think about all the improvements they've made.



Subject:   The Prospector Lives!
Date:       Monday, May 22
From:      Jay Mageau


Hey, everyone. Just a short note to tell you that we have finally finished our seven month long project. So many people were involved in this project that it would take an extra email just to name them all. Our sincere thanks goes out to all of them.

As the new funny car got closer and closer to being finished, it seemed to take longer and longer to get things done, but yesterday we fired the car for the first time and made two runs at Edmonton's Budweiser Motorsports Park, to shake her down.

Did I mention how grateful we were to everyone involved? Man, am I pleased! Even our wonderful home track went overboard for us. Tell me how many times you have heard of a race track staying open one hour after the regular race was over, holding all of the staff and ambulance, so that two funny cars could make a second pass. The race ended at 4:00, but because our first run didn't come until 3:35, they held her open for us. Unbelievable!

Our new Ken Sitko-built Arctic Chassis funny car is a '57 Chev, but she drives like a Caddy. Our first run was pretty bad, with some major driver errors. All of the controls in the new car are different, notably the brake, which in the old car was a foot brake, and is now a hand brake.

I was kind of freaked when I reached my foot out to stop after the first burnout, and found no brake pedal. I reached for it several times backing up, staging and shutting down on the top end too. I guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks very easily. The enclosed body thing took a bit of getting used to as well. A dragster friend of mine calls funny cars "rolling coffins", and I was thinking about that as they lowered the body for the first time.

My dad, who rushed home from a family function in Calgary, did his usual incredible job on the motor, and she fired right up the first time, with that beautiful sounding lope that only an alky motor can make. He had the car set up really fat and lazy, and after an on-again -- off again mild pass, we knew the new girl was ready for a full pass.

Darrell Webb, also of Edmonton, was testing as well, and at 4:45 ran an 8.04 at 176 mph. We were next at 4:50. After a nice burnout, (during which I actually found the brake lever), we backed up and staged. We left off idle, and went straight as an arrow to an 8.06 at 172 mph run.

Considering that the car has a pulley the size of a bike wheel on the blower, and was so fat that the thing looked like it had a PSI on it when it was staging, and the fact that the dumb driver forgot to shift when the light came on, we are really pleased. It is notable, that under these conditions, our old car would have been like a wild bucking bronco. Not this new car.

Ken Sitko should think about building more of these things. Also notable are our new dual top fuel-style chutes, that just about flung me out the windshield when the hit. Overkill for sure, but reassuring, nonetheless. One thing I really don't miss about the altered, is the oil bath that I would have taken with the leaks that we had. Stayed nice and comfy in the coffin.

In closing, I would like to thank everyone involved in this buildup AGAIN. I am so proud of the work that everyone put into the car, and would hope that they in turn will be proud of what they have helped create. I will post some pictures on the website as soon as I get them back from the developer.

Hey thanks a bunch for sharing that great story with us, Jay. Looks like the fruits of everyone's labour are ripening nicely. Glad to see that you finally figured out where the brakes were before it became a real problem. As for Budweiser Raceway, they sound like a great bunch of folks that really want to see REAL race cars going down the track. Quite a contrast to some other facilities, eh? Keep us posted on your progress and let us know when the pics are ready for viewing.



Subject:   LA Times update
Date:       Sunday, May 21
From:      Lindsay Deuchar


Things are pretty hectic around here at the moment; all the latest news is at www.laracing.co.uk. And there's a video clip of the 5.99 run from Santa Pod (that took some sorting out!).

Due to the available software I have, it's a bit laborious, but download the Zip file to your hard disk, UnZip it and click on the file to play -- it should work automatically -- but you must have Media Player installed (standard on Windows 98) -- or any other streaming video player software. If you have any problems, please let me know.

Thanks for the update, Lindsay. Until I checked out the news, I didn't realize just how frantic things are for you getting ready for the Main Event this coming weekend. It almost sounds like your logistics mob has been taking lessons from Wilson Motorsport. Hope you can get all the problems sorted out, the new cylinder heads installed and go out and run hard this weekend. We'll be sitting here watching all the latest updates from Eurodragster.com. As for the video clip, it was no problem at all and played fine. No sound though. Is that a problem?



Subject:   Lyle Greenberg Motorsports Web Site Update
Date:       Sunday, May 21
From:      Lyle Greenberg


On May 13, the Lyle Greenberg Motorsports Federal-Mogul Funny Car team was one of the feature cars at the "Coors 32 Funny Car Night of Fire" at Firebird Raceway in Phoenix. The team's web site has now been updated with several stories about the event, including:

  ***   The race story on the event.
  ***   A series of pictures showing both on and off track action.
  ***   Race notes from new crew member Chris Stinson that bring a different perspective to the team's efforts.
  ***   The "Shop Update" page has been brought current.
  ***   Upcoming events include a match race against jet cars at Phoenxi/Firebird Raceway on June 17.

Go to: www.lylegreenberg.com, scroll down to "What's New" and click on the story headings.

Thanks again for keeping us updated on your second season of running with the big dogs, Lyle. Good to see that last season's trials and tribulations haven't set you back at all. Race fans: for a look at how a racer's personal web site should look like, check out Lyle's page. It's worth the surf!



Subject:   No, I wasn't drunk
Date:       Sunday, May 21
From:      Steve Piesley


ANNOUNCING AN ENGAGEMENT

The engagement of Steve (Conrod) Piesley to Katrina (Kate) O'Donnell on the 21st of May, 2000. True. Believe me, it's TRUE. I had several beers after the fact and it's still there. Yes, I have wilted under the pressure. But you get that.

Bloody hell, what was I thinking. One minute a thriving bachelor, the next minute getting married. It's a world gone mad. There WILL be a party, of some sort. Some trying to get me out of it, but to no avail. So I will be known as the last in the group to fall prey to the THUMB. Sorry guys. Now I know how some of you others feel.

Shoot. Now I've done it. Ah well, it had to be someone stupid enough to get involved with me. May as well be "Treens". So, there we go. Will advise when the commiserations for me will be and the tears of joy for Kate will be.

Hmm, so there we go. All done, nothing more to say. Bye. Email your thoughts - L.O.L. - to Steve. Keep them clean, please.

You're too bloody right about having done it now, Steve. What were you thinking, indeed. Congratulations to you and commiserations to Kate, or something like that. Sorry that I won't be able to make it to the Bucks Night or the wedding, but we'll be thinking about you. So what is this new "partnership" going to do with your Jet Car plans?



Subject:   Adam Petty's death
Date:       Saturday, May 20
From:      Steve Piesley


Sorry the following message is a little long-winded.... but it is how I feel when you read such b.s. as the column on Adam Petty's death. The man has no feelings towards the BIG PICTURE of motor racing.

I've just finished reading it from the "Press Clippings" section of your web site and had to respond to the remarks made by the journalist, Mr. John Gearan, from The Worcester Telegram & Gazette.

Clearly, this man has no idea of what makes up the psyche in American motorsport. He seems to have a warpath effect on every sport that he deems to be "too dangerous." I was quite amazed about his opening paragraph, having their grandson (Adam) depicted as a war hero given to them on a shield.

I am sure that the Petty family have enough thoughts to contend with, without having Mr. Gearan chastise them with more adverse feeling to Adam's death. In addition, as a cricket-playing nation that Australia is, there have been numerous injuries recorded in our summer pastime.

He also passes judgement that spectators are all thugs waiting for something (bad) to happen. That is far from the truth. Granted that there are some who want to see metal being twisted from the effects of a crash, but about 99% of the people who avidly follow motorsport around the world, DO NOT GO TO SEE PEOPLE BEING KILLED.

It seems that the media have two rules when it comes to motorsports people. The first rule is to get on the bandwagon, flag-waving and backslapping of these athletes and milk them for every bit of exposure that they or their news media can get out of them.

The second rule is to annihilate them when they have met with death. A perfect example is the Williams team of Formula One racing fame, with the death of Ayrton Senna. He was treated like a GOD in the press as the "greatest of his time." Then when the accident happened, there was an outcry of "What a waste of human life" by the very same people who wrote, took photos and interviewed him throughout his career.

I believe this guy has seen too much of the film "Gladiators", with his references to motor racing as "Bloodbaths." If this is all that reporters are interested in; the bad side of motor racing, then they must lead very shallow lives, waiting for the misfortunes of people to happen, and gaining notoriety in their columns on reporting such matters.

One thing can be gained from this. That Mr. Gearan will realize that there is more to motorsport than the media ghouls would have us believe.

It's sad to see people taken away from our sport, whom we all love and have a mutual respect for. Yes, motor racing is dangerous. And any sport which has a high risk level will have casualties. Every driver that puts on a driver's suit knows the risks taken. However, they should be allowed to compete in what they do without fear of retribution from a small minority of the media. There are great stories in the media about motor racing from around the world. But the only stories that appear in headlines are the BAD NEWS headlines.

Sorry for thinking this way, but racing has been getting the wrong end of the stick from the media lately, and I hope that people involved in the sport keep an open mind to criticism and not let it affect them.

You've pretty much summed up a lot of people's feelings on the subject, Steve. The utter revulsion I feel when reading the columns written by that low-life John Gearan is almost overwhelming. The best thing we can all do is just try our best to ignore him, his newspaper and the similar treatment the story received in any other media. By and large, the vast majority of the "straight" media still think that a couple of yobbos racing on a public street or highway are drag racers. Think it'll ever change? Not too likely, mate.



Subject:   Did I send you this?
Date:       Saturday, May 20
From:      Steve Piesley


And on a completely different, and much lighter, note we have the following recordings from the public address system at Heathrow airport in England.

Listen to the recordings below. Announcers were tricked into saying them under the pretence that they were foreign names. This is the story:

We'd go and sit on the balcony at Terminal 3, at Heathrow, directly under one of the speakers, as the roof is low. We put the tape machine in our bag with the microphone poking out of the top. We'd look for a flight that had arrived in the last forty minutes from somewhere you'd expect mental names, then write a letter saying "Could you go and pick up so and so from flight etc."

That way it looked like it had been arranged in advance as the flight arrival details were written on the note. We also wore an ID-style badge and carried a mobile phone so that we looked like taxi drivers. One of us would get the first one read out and then the other did the second one. We'd pretend to be unable to pronounce it and then hand them the bit of paper with the name written on it. Long winded, but well worth it.

Looks likeReads likeSounds like
Arheddis Varkenjaab
and Aywellbe Fayed
I hate this f@#$ing job, and I will be fired
Arhevin Fayed and
Bybeiev Rhibodie
I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and
Malexa Kriest
I need a p@#$ quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and
Nowaynayda Zheet
Oo-ah, that's better and now I need a s@#$
Makolig Jezvahted and
Levdaroum DeBahzted
My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bast@#$
Steelyagot Maowenbach
and Tuka Pizinztee
Still, I got my own back and took a p$#@ in his tea

We got rumbled doing the "My colleague just, etc." They actually threatened to arrest us, as aparently they'd actually had complaints over the previous weeks! We were toying with the idea of doing it again just to see what they'd arrest us for, but we rang our friend Chris, and all he said was "go to Gatwick!" This is the reason the last one sounds so fuzzy, because Gatwick is a much noisier place and the ceilings are high and it was difficult to get near a speaker. The lengths we had to go to....

Absolutely hilarious, Steve. Now, if I've managed to save the sound files correctly, everyone should be able to click on the speaker icons and hear what they sound like over the PA system. They're not large files so download time shouldn't be an issue. Have fun with them.



Subject:   It's Just You!
Date:       Friday, May 19
From:      Andy "Tog" Rogers


You asked (on the "What's New" page) "Is it just me, or have all the 'major' drag racing websites gotten very quiet this week?"

So, is www.eurodragster.com (14 stories so far this week) not a "major drag racing web site" then?

Yours, now wondering if it's all worth it. PS: I forgive you.... grin.

Ouch, that hurts. But it is appropriate. It's rather amazing what a knack I have for getting people fired up. Maybe that's my niche in this great scheme of things after all. Sorry that I hadn't thought of checking out the most frequently updated drag racing web site in the universe when I made that random assessment about the internet in general. As usual, you've proved me wrong. After I fired back a reply to Tog's message, he sent back another message with a few more comments. It's the next Backfire!



Subject:   Re: It's Just You!
Date:       Friday, May 19
From:      Andy "Tog" Rogers


Hey there Bob, thanks for the email. Sorry I woke up! Thanks for the news on (Bob) Meyer. Funnily enough, he wrote me yesterday about his upcoming visit to the Main Event (at Santa Pod Raceway on May 26-29). I hadn't heard about (Les) Davenport coming, but I also hear that (Bob) Haffner is coming over next week. It's going to be a busy time interviewing them all for the race updates, isn't it?

Have a great weekend my friend; stay in touch and keep up the greeeeaaaat work; I love your site.

PS: It goes without saying that we're happy for you to use our race reports again this year since you are kind enough to credit us! The next raceday update is tomorrow, a closed session at Santa Pod.

Glad I was finally able to scoop you on one bit of news. Mr. Haffner won't be coming over, unfortunately, as the pressures of his business and preparing his newly-painted and re-engined car have left precious little time for a trip across the pond this week. You will have a chance to see him again at the September European Finals at Santa Pod, though. Thanks again for allowing me to "borrow" your fine race reports from the Pod for my Race Report index. I'll be looking forward to all the news from Santa Pod this coming weekend.



Subject:   Brazil Racing Update
Date:       Friday, May 19
From:      Brad Hansen


Hi Bob. I'm heading for Sacramento in the morning for the Division Seven race. Here's my email address. Stay in touch and good luck with your racing operation! If there is anything I can do, let me know.

Thanks heaps for finally dropping me a line, Brad. To explain to viewers of this page who may not be too familiar with him, Brad drives a Top Alcohol (or F-M if you prefer) dragster for Jerry Brazil. Whotheheck are they? Well, since they're racing out of their own wallets, and neither is even remotely wealthy, they haven't set the world on fire -- yet. Brad is a fuel systems expert and Jerry has lots of experience, and they are capable of qualifying at most divisional and the occasional national event. They'd run more often but the budget simply won't allow it. Look for them to be at Mission Raceway in late June though and if you're there, stop by and say hello. They're really nice folks.



Subject:   Getting the word out
Date:       Friday, May 19
From:      Pat Alexander


Last fall, when blown alcohol dragsters had to face either quitting, going to A/Fuel, or racing at a serious disadvantage, several of our customers approached Norm (Drazy) asking him if there wasn't something PSI could do to help. The "C" blower looked like it might offer something to dragsters, even though it hadn't worked for funny cars. Whether it would have an advantage or not was by no means clear -- certainly no "200 to 300 horsepower advantage" had ever been measured (and still has not).

So, how many should we make for the trial run? Our normal production run of 24 - 36 blowers was out of the question. If it didn't sell, we'd be in the hole to the tune of around $300,000. Releasing just two or three would subject us to even more criticism than we've received, if it did work. So we threw a dart at the wall, decided on a number, and went to work.

So, who got the "C"s? The first people that called! Far from an "A" list, they ranged from racers that were almost beginners to those whose success is well know. The thing that was so amazing was that the "C" helped them all, primarily because of the serendipitous timing of the Hoosier tire introduction. Norm also pounded into these customers the widely ignored importance of being at minimum weight.

As for advertising the introduction, please remember that, because of the political climate, PSI has never been free to claim a performance advantage. If we ever did, BOOM, down would come NHRA's gavel and there would be yet another rules change. Don't believe it? Check out our history on our website.

The really sad thing is that we were less than two weeks away from having enough product on the shelf so that anyone could just call us up and buy a "C", when NHRA banned it.

I'm very glad to see that you've provided more factual information about this situation, Pat. Thanks very much. Unlike some other people, racers and officials alike, your agenda only goes as far as making more racers more competitive. Something that is sorely needed these days.



Subject:   Nice job!
Date:       Thursday, May 18
From:      Pat Harden


Bob - just finished reading your Mission coverage (and you thought YOU were late!), and just wanted to say "nice work!" I think you captured the flavour of the weekend very well -- as you said yourself, "glad" was how I felt about it -- glad for the racers that came a long way, glad for the spectators who shelled out up to $25 each for Saturday and Sunday, and glad for the track they they (hopefully) made some money after the disastrous events of 1999.

As for Top Comp - yeah, there's more than a few "cookie cutters" out there, but there's also more than a handful of really interesting cars. In fact, I think we have one of them, and we'll be back before you know it, starting this weekend with a little test-n-tune action, and maybe a shot at shaking up the troops in Super Pro for the first time in a long time.

Like it or not, those darn electronics are here to stay, and in fact, are what keep cars like ours (7.50 sportsman chassis tags) racing fast brackets. In my view, it's still fun to watch (but them I'm a twisted little man), especially when the "loud" cars stick it to the Super Comp "refugees". Hey, Marty Z. did it -- so can we!

Rumour has it that Division Seven will be picking up the class next year, so expect some serious competition to come north. The category DOES help fill the gap at the Federal-Mogul series races caused by the declining alky car and Comp eliminator counts, and gives us a place to play in front of a real crowd for once. See you at the next one?

Thanks for weighing in with your (admittedly) late comments about the Mission race two weeks ago. I appreciate the nice words about my efforts. Sorry that I forgot that your (Barling, Iseli & Harden) dragster has some of those electronic aids on it, but we know that's to keep it slow enough to stay out of trouble with the tech inspectors. My critical comments were directed towards those cookie cutter refugee types.

Now that you've mentioned it, I sort of blew it by not mentioning the great job that Marty Z. (I can't spell his last name, so I won't even try) did in winning Top Comp. In a blown alky dragster in case you didn't know, folks. Yes Pat, I will be at all the major events at Mission this year, partly due to the courtesy they've extended me in the form of a Media Pass, and partly due to the desire to see more drag racing this year... no matter how much it hurts not being out there racing my own car. And I am looking forward to seeing Brian Barling blazing the balonies in that mental small-block front-engine dragster. I can still hear that sucker screaming in my dreams.




Subject:   Rob Wendland
Date:       Thursday, May 18
From:     
Rob Wendland


To make public accusations and publish them without prior consent is, by the way, a legal matter. I would like the opportunity to set the record straight on a few points.

There are no lawsuits pending, or been filed. As a matter of fact, if you are talking about tape recording a telephone conversation, it is legal to do so in the state of Kansas, as long as one of the two parties is aware of the taping. (ONE of the two parties? Uh, correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't the person DOING the taping know that it was happening?)

I was contacted by Norm (Drazy) on the matter of this new (PSI) blower. The "E" blower, was and still is an illegal blower. I asked Norm "What happens if we are caught using this blower before it is made legal?" He said, "It would have serious attention from NHRA." I asked if the blower was legal now. He said, "No, that's why I'm talking to you. We need to get more of them out there so when NHRA finds out about them, there will be too many of them out there already for them to do anything about it."

This, of course, would be at a cost to the racer(s) of $8800. Your old "D" blower would be nothing more than a mud racing blower. You then would be put on a list; only the fast guys would have them first, then they would trickle down to the lower class racer. The blower made 300 horsepower above the "D" model. That's a tenth to tenth and a half on the track. That's a fact.

We as racers decided in 1997 (excuse me Rob, but wasn't it NHRA that did the deciding for us?) to end the blower wars that PSI and Whipple were having. The racers and NHRA decided that there would be a freeze on the blowers. NHRA asked the blower manufacturers to give them drawings on ALL current, old, or pending blowers. The "E" model was not on that list.

I have a recorded telephone conversation to back all that I say. I know a lot of racers who would have had to quit this form of racing because somebody was trying to play God. I saved the racers a lot of money, not only in blower expense, but also in running cost. (by "tipping" NHRA to the existence of this "new" PSI blower?). Ten more pounds of boost will eat more parts! Ask Shelly Howard, Jay Meyers and Mark Hentges. I've seen their cranks.

I did not know about these web sites (that posted info or stories about this situation, or my involvement in same) or I would have been defending my actions better. If any of you have any questions, you can reach me at the email address above.

Whew, sounds like this blower war is entering a new phase. Mr. Wendland has made it clear where he stands on the issue, but I'm still wondering what web sites he's referring to? Northern Thunder? PSI? NHRA? Top Alcohol Forum? And are you seriously considering taking any form of legal action against any of the aforementioned for their comments on the issue?

By the way, the email from Rob has been sitting on my desk for several days now (this update is being done on Monday, May 22) and he hasn't responded to my message asking him if he agrees to having his message posted. After several re-reads of the contents, I've decided to go ahead and do so, as his comments seem to be directed at the population in general, and not me specifically. Next time I log on, there will be probably be a message from his lawyers, though.



Subject:   Alky shots
Date:       Thursday, May 18
From:      Art Cimilluca


I hear you up in the palatial Northwest. They used to get one shot on a Thursday to get them their four qualifiers. It almost always rains at least one day at Englishtown and you're right, they get boned first. So much for the backbone of the sport. Thanks, Bob.

Art's message is in response to my answering his question about why the Top Alcohol (Federal-Mogul) cars weren't getting a qualifying shot on the Thursday at NHRA national events any longer. Except for a few exceptions, like Indy and the Pomona races, they now get two chances on Friday, one more on Saturday morning and then go into eliminations on Saturday afternoon. That is, of course, unless they get bumped by something much more important, like Pro Stock Pickup Truck, Pro Stock Tricycle, Pro Stock Wheelbarrow, etc., etc. Or the weather gongs them, like it's doing this weekend at Englishtown. On the other hand, with less than a full field at almost every event this season, all they're settling in qualifying is lane choice for the first round.



Subject:   Hector Pickering
Date:       Wednesday, May 17
From:      Tom Posthuma


Bob.... did you know about this?

Hector Pickering Top Fuel

Also, I took a couple of pics at the Tom The Tire Guy show and shine last Sunday. Here they are:

Girls & Cars Girls & Cars

Ah, courtesy of Rob Potter, we've got good old Hector Pickering, one of the very few Top Fuel racers in Canada, doing a burnout (last year). Did you know that he lived, at one time, in the basement of a house that my Dad bought in Langley? Small world, eh? The guy who sold the house to Dad asked me if we thought those empty "nitroglycerin" drums were really hazardous or not. Seriously! Maybe that explains all the explosions Hector has had over the years. And thanks very much for the new additions to the North American Drag Babes gallery.



Subject:   Sources
Date:       Monday, May 15
From:      Norm Drazy


From what we can tell, your sources are right on the mark. Great job of journalism -- better than National Dragster, et al.

Thanks very much indeed, Norm. It's sort of funny how an entire "What's New" update (May 12) came out of a chance remark by someone in the pits at Mission Raceway the previous weekend. As for surpassing "Natural Dragstar", well, without a corporate agenda to adhere to, I'm free to say it like it is. Neat concept, eh?



Subject:   Virus Alert
Date:       Monday, May 15
From:      Ken Lowe
From:      Rob Kozak
From:      Ed Vickroy
From:      Deborah Lamphier
From:      Laura Nosbisch


Subject: ******* MAJOR VIRUS ALERT *******

A new virus - WOBBLER is on the loose. It will arrive in an e-mail titled "How To Give A Cat A Colonic". IBM and AOL have announced that it is very powerful, more so than Melissa. There is no remedy. It will eat the information on your hard drive, and also destroy Netscape Navigator and Microsoft Internet Explorer.

Do not open anything with this title and please pass this message on to all your contacts and anyone who uses your e-mail facility. Not many people seem to know about this yet, so propagate it as quickly as possible. This information was announced yesterday morning by IBM.

Please share it with everyone in your address book so that the spreading of the virus may be stopped. This is a very dangerous virus and there is no remedy for it at this time. Please practice precautionary measures and forward this to all your on-line friends, ASAP. PLEASE PASS THE WORD!

Oh man, not another one. We're just starting to get over the "I Love You" virus -- speaking of which, I never received even one of those messages; what's the matter? doesn't anyone even like me? -- and here comes another one down the cyber-turnpike. NOTE: I never pass along these warnings to anyone in my address book -- but I do post them here on Backfire!
I figure there's enough junk clogging up people's mailboxes that passing along yet another virus warning message is just not necessary.

THOUGHT: Just the passing along of these messages is sort of a virus in itself, isn't it? It creates literally endless streams of traffic on the internet, using up valuable time and resources. Even if there is no real virus, hasn't the perpetrator achieved at least one of his/her goals by just getting everyone to worry about it and clutter up the 'net?




Subject:   TFUK - Launch Update
Date:       Monday, May 15
From:     
The TFUK Team


TFUK (Top Fuel U.K.) will be re-launching with a new, easy-to-use, interactive web site with many new features on May 27, 2000.

  •   Animated & interactive Flash 4 content
  •   Over 150 images from our vast image archives featuring Top Fuel,
      Top Methanol, Funny Cars & Pro Modified
  •   Video clips to watch online (through the power of streaming media)
      or to download for offline viewing
  •   News reports updated regularly after all major events
  •   UK race dates & venue listings
  •   Raceway maps and information
  •   Links to the best drag racing sites on the web
  •   Check the weather online before going to an event at Santa Pod
      with our live uplink to the Met Office
  •   Advanced controls with easy navigation
  •   A fast reliable server
  •   Featured sound tracks to listen to online

To keep up to date with all the events and happenings, join our newsletter feature (from May 27th). To join, simply reply to this e-mail and change the subject to "newsletter".

Remember, the new site goes online on May 27; see you then. For more info: visit Top Fuel UK. See you then!

When's all this stuff going to happen? Okay, I GOT the message. But all that trick new stuff you've listed has got me somewhat worried. Is there any risk that you'll be cutting off a large segment of your possible audience with all these new flashy, cutting-edge features? Call me a Luddite if you wish, but content always wins out over presentation, in the end. And don't forget that not everyone has the latest web browser or a high-speed internet connection.
PS: You guys might want to take a serious look at your acronym too. Anything ending with FUK might be on the net-nanny blacklist(s) in short order.




Subject:   (Bad) Links
Date:       Sunday, May 14
From:      Ken Lowe


Thanks for the plug on the Backfire! page, but the link for the "Racer's Diary" ends in htm, not html, like your link has and makes it a dead link. Same goes for the "Used Parts" list; htm, not html.

Ooops..... looks like the "Proof reader" took a coffee break at the wrong time. What can I say? I screwed up. It appears that my mind-eye coordination was a little off and my brain saw what it expected to see, not what my eyes were looking at. Does any of that make any sense whatsoever? To sum up: the problems have been corrected and life goes on.



Subject:   NHRA legal department against the IDRA
Date:       Sunday, May 14
From:      Steve Piesley


WHOA, this has many repercussions for people using the NHRA logo for any reason. They're kidding, aren't they? My thoughts on the matter:

  1.   If this organization, IDRA is a NON-PROFIT outfit and receives no commissions from the use of the game, what's their (NHRA's) problem? Any exposure would be an advantage to the NHRA. With many people unable to finance any sort of race program, this is the only avenue available for some people. If they are happy and enjoy the game, let them play the game to get a better understanding of the sport. Any legal proceedings will only harm their thinking of what drag racing's all about.

  2.   The NHRA can ill afford to lose the paying public, who spend good money to see their favourite drivers and teams. With the announcement of 2.8 bazillion dollars in TV coverage won by the NASCAR organization from NBC and FOX media companies (refer to What's New - May 10), drag racing needs every bit of "word of mouth" media attention it can get.

  3.   If this does go to court, how many other websites, magazine advertisments, etc., will fall under the hammer? Scary stuff.

  4.   I can see many drag racing industry related websites who link to NHRA, now may have to delete the site off their link pages. And what if a website, ie., Northern Thunder, uses the NHRA logo, symbol or it's actual name in any link to its site. Will it be an offence?

On a brighter note, a reminder that the Public Meeting for the Adrenalin Motorsports PowerCentre will be on the 16th of May at Deer Park, Melbourne. I hope to get there and hear what is happening. By all accounts, it is gaining a great deal of interest (with what I understand is very little opposition). There has been a new Speedway dirt track built on that side of town and I believe it's going very well. So I hope the enthusiasm will keep going for the new drag/speedway venture. All will be revealed....

As usual, you sure ask a lot of questions, Steve. Let's try to answer them. Yes, NHRA's actions may have some serious implications for many websites, not the least of whom is Northern Thunder. Well, maybe we are the least, but you know what I mean. Speaking for myself, I'm well aware of what can happen from using (without authorization) logos, trademarks, images, articles, etc. In fact, only too well. (But that's another story, for another day).

In a nutshell, NHRA felt that the amount of exposure they were receiving from IDRA was minimal and didn't outweigh the negatives, ie., the unauthorized use of trademarked and/or copyrighted images. I've got a feeling they were using the IDRA as a "test case" and trying to (indirectly) get the word out to all the other websites that were doing similar things. This is just conjecture on my part, but I've got to wonder what caused NHRA to single these guys out?

If you've read the latest updates on the situation, the whole matter has been resolved with no loss of life or money, fortunately. But the die has been cast and I'd be surprised if this issue didn't resurface again somewhere else and soon. Stay tuned; for all I know, I could be next on the "hit list".

Hope you get a chance to take in the Adrenalin meeting at Deer Park this coming week and please let us know how it goes. And while we're on the subject, what, if any, reaction has there been from that other well-known drag racing venue in the Melbourne area, Calder Park? I'm sure Mr. Bob Jane would have something to say about a competitor coming in and upsetting his cozy little applecart. Enquiring minds want to know, and all that stuff.




Subject:   Pacific Northwest Super Comp Association website
Date:       Saturday, May 13
From:      Bill Evans


If you are at all interested in what is happening with the PNWSCA, check out their new website. It is still evolving, but there's info you need to know if you are planning on attending the race next weekend in Woodburn.

Good thing I got this message posted before the race day eh, Bill? If people are into Super Comp racing, what the heck are they doing here at Northern Thunder (Home of the Loud, Fast Cars) anyway? Just asking, you understand....



Subject:   NHRA (vs. NASCAR)
Date:       Saturday, May 13
From:      Joe Sherwood


Just checking out your site today; concerning your article on NASCAR's TV package. When has NHRA, or any Drag Racing for that matter, ever been on the same page as Oval Racing? Not in my lifetime!

I'm probably one of the most dedicated drag race fans ever. I attend between eight and ten national events annually. From my experience, drag racing just isn't television friendly. I've heard more comments than you could shake a stick at, concerning the NOISE appeal, if you will, of attending a race live, as opposed to watching one on TV.

I had a pretty good conversation with Don Schumacher last year, about drag racing now compared with when he raced. He says there's no comparison. He told me in his "Stardust" days, you were lucky if you saw two or three national events on TV per season. And as far as the crowds go, he told me that they are about double what they were twenty years ago.

NASCAR, since I can remember, has had huge crowds. I talk to friends of mine who have been to Talladega and it took them three to four hours just to get to the track! No thanks!

Why must every motorsport have to live up to NASCAR standards or be deemed a failure? As far as I'm concerned, comparing the NHRA to NASCAR makes about as much sense as comparing the NFL to the NBA. They are like night and day.

Thanks for writing and bringing up some good points, Joe. BUT, let's agree to disagree. NASCAR hasn't always been bigger than NHRA. Both organizations started at nearly the same time (I guess NASCAR was there first, by a few years), but over the past fifty years, they've taken radically different paths to their current levels. NASCAR has become the most successful motorsport sanctioning body in the world, bar none, and NHRA has . . . well, let's just say they've done an "okay" job.

Obviously there are some major differences in how the two bodies are structured, with NASCAR controlled since day one by the France family, while NHRA has been run by a not-for-profit board of directors, with Wally Parks leading the group for most of that time. NASCAR has some built-in advantages in their marketing and broadcasting situation, with only two types (similar appearing, but two different series) of cars, as opposed to drag racing's multitude of different vehicle types and vastly differing performance levels.

The sheer number of classes and eliminators is one of the major reasons (in my "humble" opinion) why drag racing has never been a major player outside of its "niche" audience. Let's face it, it's just not accessible, or easily understandable to newcomers. After all, how do you explain indexes, breakouts and weight breaks to a television audience? Simple answer: You don't even bother showing the sportsman cars and simply concentrate on the "pro" classes.

But that alone has not been enough to make drag racing "TV friendly". Remember the live broadcasts of years past on TNN? Remember all the oildowns? At least when NASCAR has a crash, unless it's absolutely catastrophic, the cars continue to circle the track, albeit under a caution flag. But at least there is something happening on the track. In comparison, all drag racing can do is show the cleanup crew making endless laps with the sweep trucks, jet driers, rubber-dragging tractor and traction sprayer. Not much entertainment value there, eh?

In conclusion (before I get really carried away and go into another of my in-famous "What's Wrong With Drag Racing" tirades): Drag racing was at one point in history, equal with stock car racing in size and public acceptance. Over the years, NASCAR has worked to build their image, the size of their business and streamline their show to the point where it far outranks even the more glamourous IndyCar and Formula One series. During that time, NHRA drag racing has done it's best just to survive at times and have fallen so far behind that they will never get within a light-year of NASCAR's success.

All I was trying to do with my comparison of the two organizations, was point out how far behind we have fallen. By the way, does anyone out there remember the first "pay-per-view" motorsport broadcasts? They were drag racing and the year was 1964 or '65. (Hey, I'm getting old and the memory is the second thing to go . . . . can't remember what the first one is :-)




Subject:   Value ???
Date:       Saturday, May 13
From:      Ken Lowe


What goes 6's and costs 20% of a Top Alcohol Dragster or Funny Car to build and 5% of a TA/D or TA/FC to maintain? What is supercharged on methanol and altereds, dragsters and blown sedans all race against each other? What has no electronics or driving aids? What gets six TV shows a year, versus three for Top Fuel and two for Top Alcohol? If you were a sponsor I'd bet you'd put your money there, wouldn't you?

What I have described is Willowbank Raceway's Top Comp; a formula that works for the racers, spectators and the track management. I was thinking about this after I read your race reports from Mission, regarding their Top Comp attempt. Nice try (on NHRA's part), but with the electronics, it's not a level playing field. The electronics will still have a home: it's called Super Comp, which is a good class already.

Top Comp should be supercharged, with no electronics. This is not just my opinion, but a formula that already works and works very well. Sometimes it does not pay to reinvent the wheel (and this is one of those times - BW).

For your information, Super Comp was invented by NHRA Division Three director, Keith Ferrell, in 1980 and first contested at Stanton, Michingan. Keith invited us (Top Gas East) to come up and help promote the race. Seven cars showed up and we were the runnerup at the first race. Other Top Gas East racers were Antrobius & Britton, and Terry Price.

Oh, oh, now we've got trouble. Somebody's actually agreeing with something I wrote. There must be flying pigs just over the horizon, too. Seriously, this is one of those topics where I could launch into an all-day discussion of what's wrong with Top Comp. But I won't. Aren't you all feeling so fortunate out there in web-land? Maybe we're just spoiled (Ken and I) after seeing first-hand how well Top Comp can work (downunder) and then wonder why it's rapidly turning into just another ho-hum half-fast (assed?) "electro-eliminator" back in North America. By the way, thanks for weighing in with your views on the subject, Ken. It's always appreciated.



Subject:   Alberta Drag Racing News
Date:       Friday, May 12
From:      Ken Sitko


(In answer to your questions about "whatever happened to....") The last I heard, Ed Verenka was repairing the chassis from the rollover in Calgary last year, and I hear that he has an A/Fuel or Top Fuel chassis on the way. All of this is totally unsubstantiated, as I have not talked to Ed for quite a while. I think he would like to get his daughter into the alcohol car.

I also hear that (Dave) Szybunka is supposed to return some day with an A/Fuel car, but haven't seen anything yet. I'm not sure how much he has sold, but I think he still has some parts left.

We don't really have anything for sale right now; we're still building up our inventory. Oh sorry, we do have two complete B&J's that would work well with a 7.50 or Top Comp-type operation. We could even package the two together for a real decent price. I'll send you details when you have your For Sale section up and running.

Better start your engine, now, Ken. The "For Sale" pages (at least most of them) are running and filling up fast. Check them out when you get a chance and let everyone know that they're available for anyone to advertise serious racing parts for sale. No charge. Thanks for passing along the news about what your compatriots in Alberta are doing these days. By the way, I didn't even know that Verenka crashed at Calgary last year? Bad deal, or what?



Subject:   As if......
Date:       Friday, May 12
From:      Bob Wilson


..... you needed any further proof that the entire street machine thing was totally out of control.

BIG exhaust tip

How do you put a title, or caption, on something like this? It's just a reworking -- in today's "hot rod" world -- of the phony blower sticking through the hood, or the phony zoomie headers under the rocker panels, etc. Now all this guy needs to do is plumb a small, jetted fuel line and an ignition source, and an exhaust fan into that pipe and create his own afterburner show. Maybe we'll get lucky and see him burn it to the ground in the process, too. Rice burners rule? Not even in your dreams, folks!



Subject:   Pro Nitro at Mission Raceway?
Date:       Friday, May 12
From:      Jason Howell


No sweat on letting people know about the possibility of a Top Fuel race at Mission this summer. I just don't want to wear the goat horns if it doesn't pan out. I've been so busy lately that I haven't taken it any further than initial discussions with the track management.

We've got Spokane coming up this weekend and Indianapolis in three weeks. I'm trying to run with the ball while it's in my hand and any publicity is appreciated on anything I'm doing. I'll keep you posted.

PS: We'll be at Mission Saturday testing a new Top Alky Funny Car; how's the weather looking?

What's this? Private test session at Mission with someone's brand new Funny Car? Am I invited? Please keep us updated with any and all news about the proposed Top Fuel (front-engine) race at Mission? It would DEFINITELY spice up the Langley Loafer's Old Time Drags, wouldn't it? Not to knock the Northwest Top Eliminator guys (7.50 cars; blown alky or injected fuel), but the Pro Nitro cars would be capable of putting on quite a show at Mission. Five second ET's, 250 mph speeds? Yes, they would be more than possible.



Subject:   A Bouquet -- Not a Bomb
Date:       Friday, May 12
From:      Brett Davis


Here's that e-mail address you requested. By the way, I met you at Mission last week, I'm McGlone's bottom end guy. I check your site often and have for well over a year now; keep up the good work.

You've been lurking around here for that long and just now announce that you've been doing so. So why didn't you say something last weekend? One thing though: we'd better keep quiet about you being a "bottom end" person for McGlone. The next thing you know, somebody from Hermiston, Oregon, is likely to come in and start making rude jokes about it.



Subject:   What the hell is NHRA's problem?
Date:       Friday, May 12
From:      Rob Cole


Most NHRA fans are aware that there is a PC game called NHRA Drag Racing Simulator, which has been on the market for a couple of years. It is an awesome game and is currently being updated by Moto1.net (the new owners of the game) to address a couple of glitches in the game, which should make the game that much better.

The original owners/developers of the game ran an "Offline League" to promote the game and then had numerous obstacles to overcome, so they basically walked away from supplying any type of "league" for the sim(ulator) pilots to run races.

After a few name and personnel changes, the IDRA (Internet Drag Racing Association) emerged as THE ONLY PLACE ONLINE to run sim races using this game. The IDRA is, was, and always will be, a FREE service supplied by guys who LOVE nitro drag racing. I want to be clear, that I AM IN NO WAY part of the current leadership of IDRA, but I am one that loves to race against other sim racers.

So here we have a group of 20 - 35 people who meet and gather frequently to race each other using the NHRA game. Now, after months of promoting and keeping NHRA Simulator Drag Racing alive, the IDRA is thanked (?) with the following:

We are intellectual property litigation counsel for the National Hot Rod Association (NHRA) and assist it in protection of its several rights, including those infringed or violated by your company, Internet Drag Racing Association (IDRA). We have reviewed portions of the IDRA website and find widespread and rampant violations of NHRA's rights, which must immediately cease or litigation will soon commence.

1.   As you know or should know, NHRA owns many trademark registrations for the mark NHRA and various derivative trademarks incorporating NHRA as part of a composite mark. On your website you make repeated usage of the NHRA name and logo in various ways, and have also knocked off the NHRA's Automobile Club of of Southern California Finals logo and the Advance Auto Parts Southern Nationals logo.

The utilization of a NHRA name, trademark, logo is an infringement of its trademark rights in violation of 15 U.S.C. 1114 (trademark infringement), 15 U.S.C. 1125(a) (false representation), and 15 U.S.C. 1125 (c) (trademark dilution) as well as many related state statutory and common law rights.

These laws provide our client with the right to recover damages sustained and a disgorgement of your profits, and costs of action. Under 15 U.S.C. 1117(c) your usage of the NHRA marks is as a "counterfeit mark" for which NHRA may recover statutory damages of up to one million dollars.

NHRA is also entitled to the destruction of all infringing articles under 15 U.S.C. 1118 which may include all media, of any kind or content, in which any violative material is presently embodied. Furthermore, since under 15 U.S.C. 1125(c) NHRA is a famous mark, your company's continued usage of that mark causes dilution of its distinctive quality which provides our clients not only with an independent right to injunctive relief, but also, in view of IDRA's willful and bad faith utilization of the mark, with all of the same remedies set forth above under 15 U.S.C. 1117 and 1118.

2.   Your website also impermissibly links to the NHRA site and frames NHRA's content, using the NHRA meta tag and search word to drive traffic to your site. This is also a trademark infringement, as well as a copyright infringement of NHRA's rights. Please discontinue all framing, meta tag placements of NHRA and any of its proprietary terms, all hyperlinks and all search engine key word placements which in any way use or refer to NHRA or any of its trademarks.

3.   In your "Pick the Pros" animation section you make usage of photos from NHRA's website and have copied the animated WE HAVE IGNITION sequence on just about every page of your website.

4.   These actions also induce others to infringe or are a contributory infringement in violation of 17 U.S.C. 100 et seq., which is a violation of NHRA's exclusive rights under United States law to copy, distribute, display, prepare derivative works, and perform its works of authorship. Your utilization of the contents of the NHRA website is an intentional copyright infringement as well.

Should your cooperation be unconditional and prompt in all matters identified, then we have no intention of pursuing any legal action against your company at this time. Otherwise, NHRA intends to proceed with a civil action in the United States District Court, seeking preliminary and permanent injunctive relief and all monetary relief, costs, and attorneys fees to which it is entitled. We look forward to your immediate response and cooperation.

Very truly yours,
David N. Makous of
LEWIS, D'AMATO, BRISBOIS & BISGAARD LLP

UNBELIEVABLE!.... That the NHRA is so petty. NO ONE is making any money from any of this and yet the NHRA feels it is necessary to spend thousands of dollars on lawyers to come after the IDRA. I am an NHRA member, but doubt very seriously that I, or any of the other sim racers, (most of whom are NHRA members) will renew our membership, let alone spend the thousands it costs me each year to attend national events.

What a shame for them. I, for one, attend at least 2 - 4 national events per year. I can think of much better ways to spend that money, and most likely will! The IDRA would LOVE to see that money come their way. I seriously cannot believe that this happened. NHRA, you better take a good long look at what you are doing!

WOW, talk about a kick in the teeth. The implications of this letter from the NHRA lawyers are far more wide-ranging than just the IDRA website. It may, or could, have serious repercussions for literally hundreds of websites, IF NHRA chooses to act against them. In fact, some of the Pro racers that NHRA so relentlessly uses in their marketing programs, have the aforementioned logos on their own websites. Yeah, as if NHRA will be suing Amato or Force or Schumacher anytime soon, eh?

But for the "little guys" like IDRA and Northern Thunder, etc., etc., it seems that the sky (in this case defined as "up to one million dollars") is the limit. Plus profits and legal costs, of course. Guess I can't use the half a million (or so... at last count) of LOSSES that I've racked up over the last twenty years to offset the possible penalties, can I?

At this point, I'm not sure what the immediate or longterm implications of this action on behalf of NHRA might be. It could cause a major change in how people do things on the internet and lead to the closing, or at the least, crippling of many websites. Stay tuned for any fallout or feedback on this issue.




Subject:   Race date in Spokane
Date:       Friday, May 12
From:      Ken Sitko


Happy to announce that we have finally confirmed our first race of the year for next weekend in Spokane. Serge Dion will be driving the Sitko Family Racing dragster and John Evanchuk will bring his Red Wolf funny car for a Saturday night Can/Am challenge. This is Orville's (Moe) annual "Lilac Festival" race and is always a lot of fun.

I'm sure we'll be racing into the wee hours and the track surface should be interesting. Last year at the World Finals, it was VERY marginal, even with a nice 78 degree (F) temperature. Both John and Serge were quite successful getting down the track at that race, but I'm sure the conditions will be even worse this time. I don't mind though, because I think we're up to the challenge. This is one place that you don't need the high dollar, high horsepower parts; just an imagination and a few smarts. We'll keep you posted.

Thanks for the news, Ken. Sounds like you've finally got something to look forward to, and getting paid in real (US) dollars has got to be good. Let us know how things go down in Spokane.



Subject:   Mike Giuliani's wheelstand
Date:       Thursday, May 11
From:      Paul Tarasenko


The car went about 30 feet; it was on the (wheelie) bar hard at that point. The car broke and the car almost went over; we could see the hat and hood design from the starting line. It got about eight inches of air under both slicks and came down on the left rear first, then left front, hard, and then finally onto the right front. This is what broke the frame in six places.

This was the scariest thing I have seen in 25+ years of racing. We figure if it had been any further down track, it would have blown over. As it was, the car did a .960 60-foot and we weren't even trying for anything like that to start with. I did some engine combination changes this winter and want to sneak up on it slowly.

We sure are happy with the weekend results, even though we didn't go far (in eliminations). We're going to be testing on June 2nd at the High School race we have been invited to. I know the track will be good. I just hope the weather cooperates.

By the way, never got a chance to say how great the (web) site is. I read it every night I get a chance. Please stick with it. It would be a great loss if you quit doing it. Sorry I didn't get to chat much on the weekend. I saw you close by a number of times. See you at the track at the next divisional in June, if not sooner.

Wow, thanks for even more detailed info about Mike's not so excellent adventure in "low-level flight." Like you say, it could have been worse, but fortunately, wasn't. I guess you really have to be pleased with the way the car ran on the weekend: three straight 5.9's and nearly 240 mph in the first round. That's a great start to the season, with some real consistency. Now you should have a great baseline to work from.

Thanks very much for the kind comments about Northern Thunder; they are much appreciated and rest assured, we will be "in business" for quite a while yet. No worries about not saying much over the weekend; when I'm up to my elbows in a hot thrash, I'm not too talkative either. See you soon and keep checking out the website in the meantime.




Subject:   (More) Pics
Date:       Thursday, May 11
From:      Tom Posthuma


Hey Bob, I was wearing a shirt very similar to that of the BigBlackBlob. I also saw the funny car body picture last night on your site... am I famous now? Here are a couple of non-babe pics... I didn't take enough good pics!

Duane Shields Top Comp Altered

The funny thing is Tom, now that you mention it, you do bear a striking resemblance to that remark, don't you? As far as being famous, first you've got to be "in-" before you can go for the glory. Thanks again for passing along those pics and the babe pics of yesterday. Keep that scanner warm and if you find any more pearls . . . then just feed 'em to this swine.



Subject:   Sammut Racing Calculator
Date:       Thursday, May 11
From:      Paul Bakker


G'Day. Do you have any knowledge of the Sammut racing calculator or sites with info on it? Thanks in advance.

Hmm, good question Paul. Not too many folks in North America would be familiar with the Sammut Brothers, but they are rightfully legendary downunder. I don't think they have a website or sell their calculator/computer through regular retail channels. Their phone number is (03) 9931 1919 and fax number is (03) 9931 1818. Their ad in DRAGSTER Australia indicates that they sell weather stations, digital temperature indicators and data loggers.



Subject:   New Drag Racing Stories of the Day and More!
Date:       Wednesday, May 10
From:      Bill Pratt


Hi Bob! It's been a while since we updated you on our stories of the day. Here are short descriptions of our daily stories posted from April 22 to May 10, plus other notes from www.draglist.com.

May 10, 2000 -- Pat Foster recalls a match race at a DARK drag strip.

May 9, 2000 -- James Morgan describes Epping's opening show for 2000.

May 8, 2000 -- NHRA results from Atlanta.

May 7, 2000 -- Pat Foster with memories of Top Fuel racer John Wenderski.

May 6, 2000 -- New England photographer James Morgan remembering the great Boston Strangler alky funny car team.

May 5, 2000 -- New Aussie friend Rachel Ratliff wonders if pro drag racers are becoming too much like Formula One drivers.

May 4, 2000 -- Ralph "Gonzo" Crosby provides a hilarious installment of the Tommy Joe Cauldwell adventures.

May 3, 2000 -- Bruce Mullins describes his weekend at the NHRA Virginia Nationals in his own words.

May 2, 2000 -- Bill Ott provides his own take on Bruce Larson's USA-1 Dragfest.

May 1, 2000 -- The complete results of the NHRA race at Virginia this weekend. (Many thanks to all the people who wrote with words of support on my "pit notes." I appreciate it.)

April 30, 2000 -- Hey, I finally did a story by myself! Check out our adventures at Virginia Motorsports Park during qualifying at the NHRA moto1.net Nationals.

April 29, 2000 -- Funny Car racer Clare Sanders recalls "Fat Jack's Charm School."

April 28, 2000 -- Ron Dilley provides some early notes from the NHRA race in Richmond.

April 27, 2000 -- Ron Pellegrini recalls match racing in the wild south with TV Tommy Ivo's four-engine dragster.

April 26, 2000 -- Steve Klemetti details 15 years of top NHRA performers with a list of all the Number One qualifiers since 1985 and a list of the Number of round wins since 1985.

April 25, 2000 -- European editor Andy Marrs provides results from the Thunderball event at Santa Pod.

April 24, 2000 -- Jack Olcott of the Mid Atlantic Nostalgia Drag Racers Association describes how to promote nostalgia drag racing successfully.

April 23, 2000 -- James Morgan provides a moving story of New England Dragway's tribute to Jungle Jim Liberman in 1977.

April 22, 2000 -- Funny Car Q&A: David Ray answers the question "Were the late '60s versions of floppers more or less difficult to drive then the more 'refined' '70s - '80s versions?"

More News: Englishtown corporate suite seating available. We have access to 12 corporate suite tickets for Saturday and Sunday, May 20 and 21, at the NHRA MATCO Tools Spring Supernationals in Englishtown, New Jersey. If you can afford to fly first class, this is the way to go. Food, beer and soft drinks are covered. As a special treat, several top professional NHRA drivers will visit the suite to say hello and sign autographs. 12 tickets each day are all we have. Move fast! Email us at bilden@draglist.com for more information.

Two weeks until we open the draglist.com parts store! Don't tell me you didn't know what we were up to with that poll on the front page. We want to meet your needs -- especially our friends who don't have access to a local speed shop or auto parts store. We are going to build a complete inventory, but we are going to start small.

So tell us what you want us to carry first. Why does the world need another online parts store? We want to give you the convenience of online ordering with the low prices of a superstore from friends you know and trust. Drop me a line and let me know what we should stock first or just give me any other ideas about how to serve you better.

Oh another thing -- WE HAVE UPDATED LISTS -- Yes, we finally got the lists processed and up on the net. They are all fresh, except that this being drag racing, they are already obsolete! That's the nature of the beast, I guess. If you sent a recent update and it is not in the lists yet, you can be sure we are working on it. Don't be afraid to drop us another line, however, just to be safe.

We also have begun to offer Drag Racing Yesteryear Videos in ALL video formats, including PAL, PAL-M, and even SECAM. Our overseas friends should appreciate that. Check out the new tape format options on the R/R Video page.

Drop us a line and let us know what's up.

As usual, thanks for the update, Bill. Now all I have to do is set aside a few days to go through all those great drag racing stories of the day. As for the lists, I've lost track of the number of times -- and amount of time -- I've spent going over them. The links? Indispensable. Heck, where did you think I found most of mine? Keep the hits comin' Bill.



Subject:   Mike Giuliani
Date:       Wednesday, May 10
From:      Paul Tarasenko


Just a quick note to let you know that the wheelie bar on Mike's car broke in the testing session several weeks back. The bar broke at the height adjustment bolt. I don't think anybody relayed the story properly. Reflecting back now, we realize that the bar was not built strong enough whenever Mike got on it. It's something everyone should check more closely and more often. I know we will.

Thanks for the straight skinny on Mike's unfortunate and expensive incident, Paul. The area you describe is obviously under a lot of load at times and a regular check of the welds, tubing and hardware should be mandatory for every racer. I'll put it on my regular maintenance list. Thanks again for the news.



Subject:   Pics
Date:       Wednesday, May 10
From:      Tom Posthuma


Finally got around to scanning some of them... here's a few North American Drag Babe shots!

Drag Babe Drag Babe Drag Babe

Hey, now we're talking, Tom. Thanks for the pics and they'll be on the North American Drag Babes pages asap. If you find any more, send em on down.



Subject:   Race Day
Date:       Monday, May 8
From:      Dean Murdoch


Nice slam on my stellar .829 reaction time. I guess I deserved it. I did have a couple in the .500's though. You didn't want to mention that did you? Or my .491 red light. I did run the quickest e.t. out of everyone by .13 second.

Anyway, thanks for the plug again on your site. The only error you made was that the mag was free on the weekend. WRONG! It was $2.00. All advertisers and NHRA officials and media types got free ones. I have to pay my debt off somehow.

PS: I kicked another local magazine publisher in his only run down the track.

Sorry about the cheap shot Dean, but I just couldn't resist. Unfortunately I missed all your other "killer" lights. (The rain must have been in my eyes). Thanks very much for NOT inviting me to participate in the media race; it's bad enough to look stupid in Australia, but to do it this close to home, would really be embarassing.

Sorry also about the mixup on the cost of the magazine. I noticed the sign on the front of the booth with the price on Sunday -- after I'd told some friends to take a copy for free on Saturday. Oopsie.... how much do I owe you?




Subject:   Website update
Date:       Monday, May 8
From:      Ken Lowe


I promised a race report from Saturday night and here it is: Saturday Night.

Keith Burgan's report from the NHRA Winston Advance Auto Parts Nationals in Commerce, Georgia, on May 7. You can get the results anywhere, but you get the story here.

Have you had a look at our Used Parts list?

If any of your friends would like to be on the mail list, just ask them to email me and I'll put them on the list.

Thanks for the latest update Ken. Dave is obviously making too much money (wherever he's working now) if he can afford to lease the car so often. But at least his driving is getting better, eh? Keep us informed about all the stuff that's happening down on the Gold Coast regularly, please.



Subject:   Drag racers steal limelight at trade show in Melbourne
Date:       Saturday, May 6
From:      Steve Piesley


G'Day Bob. Hope this email finds you well and awake. (Don't forget to take your "keeping up pills" when attending Jury Duty).

Just wanted to drop you a quick line that drag racers from Victoria put on a great display for the automotive buffs this weekend. It was the 24th Australian Automotive trade and SEMA performance and technology show at Jeff's Shed - The Exhibition Buildings - in Melbourne, Victoria.

With over a hundred displays showing their wares, many people were exposed to many different styles of drag cars on display. From the moment I left the underground car park and ventured up the stairwell and entered the foyer, I was greeted by two Group One cars.

One being Garry McGrath's Top Fuel car and the other Robert Ambruosi's Top Alcohol Funny Car. The interest from the general public was very pleasing. The guys on the "stand" were doing their best to answer questions from the gallery and I am sure they left either dumbfounded by the performance of the vehicles or satisfied their questions were answered.

Being my first Trade Show of its type that I've attended, there was lots to see and do. From automotive repair systems to aftermarket dress-up gear for the enthusiast. The majority of companies showing their products, used drag cars as a main source of marketing and advertising, either by posters, video footage or static display.

ANDRA had a stand there and was supported mainly by Robin Kirby's Top Fuel car, and there was interest from all sections of the public. Also there was the Di Filippo family's Top Fuel car displaying a range of exhaust systems. Sidchrome Tools had Tom Easton's Altered alky car. Tom was busy signing autographs for the masses.

Bruno Cugnetto had both of his Pro Stock cars in a dummy start line display, with a full Christmas tree. VDO also had a prominent stand showing their range of gauges, and of course, a drag car. There were many other companies using drag cars as part of their marketing arm to interest the spectators.

Drag racing cars made up for 80% of cars displayed at the show. (Sorry Bob, I have no photos to provide you with). There wasn't too many other types of cars on display. It's good to see drag racing getting the exposure that it requires. With the new venture, "Adrenalin Powersports", gaining momentum, shows like this can only improve the public image of drag racing in this country.

I'm sure this weekend will be well documented in various publications around the country and I hope they will take notice of the effort put forth by drag racing car owners and teams, to put on a great display at the weekend show.

Well, there you go. Looking forward to hearing about Mission Raceway's goings-on this weekend. Oh yeah, have they cleaned up that mess where the rig jack-knifed on the bridge? And . . . did you get a letter from your Mum for being late for work? LOL. Looking forward to seeing your response (as always).

Sounds like you had a lot of fun over the weekend, Steve. Good show for all the drag racers to strut their stuff at, too. With the continuing stream of bad news coming out of "cockroach country" it's good to see the sport is booming in the south. By the way, what's the buzz about the new (proposed) drag strip at Adrenalin's site in Deer Park? Does it look to be a serious contender for the drag racers at the expense of Bob Jane's Calder Park? The latest news out of Calder definitely doesn't auger well for the longterm future of that facility.



Subject:   Highlights from Mission Raceway (Friday)
Date:       Saturday, May 6
From:      James Morgan


Bummer (about the rain), hope you have better luck today. It's raining here right now, but we're hoping it clears for tonight's show at New England Dragway.

Thanks for the commiseration, Dave. Yes, as you must know by now, we did manage to get through Saturday more or less unscathed. And Sunday looks to be a great day for a drag race. Sunny skies and moderate temperatures. We'll let you know how it all turns out. Good luck for the Funny Car opener at New England Dragway tonight.



Subject:   The drags
Date:       Friday, May 5
From:      Gary Estes


Thanks a bunch for the nice webpage. I'd love to be in Mission for the races (all four days), but can't. With your daily updates I can keep up with the races and the weather. My son and I will be headed that way tomorrow morning for the day, weather permitting. Here in Issaquah, Washington, (17 miles east of Seattle), it doesn't look very promising. Let's import some of the nice weather from Las Vegas, eh? Thanks again.

Thanks a bunch to you for the nice comments about Northern Thunder. It's much appreciated. Knowing that this little website makes a difference to even a few people keeps us at it as hard as we can. Hope your trip north on Sunday won't be in vain.



Subject:   Flame Form
Date:       Thursday, May 4
From:      Matt Crichton


Here's an automated flame form that you might find useful. Just save it and then when it's warranted, paste it into an email message, tick the appropriate boxes and light it!

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Thanks for passing this form along, Matt. I'll definitely be able to put it to good use -- and on a regular basis, too. There are just too many folks out there on the web that shouldn't be allowed near electricity. None of them are visitors of Northern Thunder, though.



Subject:   Baseball caps
Date:       Thursday, May 4
From:      Andrew Peebles


I am contacting various companies and motorsport teams and asking them if they can donate a baseball cap with their company or team logo on it to me so that I might be able to attain the world record for baseball cap collections.

I am contacting companies because I am on a tight budget and I will not be able to buy very many caps because the price keeps going up. I have had an enthusiastic reply from quite a few of the companies that I have contacted.

Thank you and I hope that you can help me.

Thanks for asking Andrew, but there are two problems with your request. One is that we don't have any baseball caps. Two is that if we did, we sure wouldn't be giving them away. You probably want me to pay the postage too, don't you? May I suggest that you put yourself in other people's shoes and ask yourself whether you'd contribute to some idea that really doesn't make any sense or offers any proof of its validity.



Subject:   Mission points race
Date:       Thursday, May 4
From:      Ken Sitko


(The prospect of a rainout) sounds pretty depressing. We actually have a test session scheduled next Friday in Calgary, so it's unlikely we could come anyways. I wish the circumstances were better around here, but they're not.

You know, if we had the opportunity to run just one paid race before the Mission deal, we would make the trip. There are just too many unknowns with the race car, and the account balance is starting out the year at zero.

I guess you don't want to hear that the field is short enough that just pushing the car down the track would be worth $700 US. I'll let you know how the weekend turns out and what the prospects are for the second edition. Oh darn; just remembered that you've got a booked-in date on that weekend. Well, I guess I'll see you guys down in Seattle at the end of July. Let us know how things are going in the meantime.



Subject:   Ken Lowe Race Cars web page update
Date:       Thursday, May 4
From:      Ken Lowe


G'Day, Bob. We've just posted the new points standings for the Drag Race School Modified Eliminator at Willowbank Raceway.

We are racing this Saturday night. Dave Coles is driving again and he swears he won't cut another .633 light... but you know how drivers tell stories. Stay tuned and we'll let you know how it turns out. I'll post the story on Sunday morning... if we win, I'll post it Saturday night! Wish us luck.

You've gotta start giving "Davo" more coffee, Ken. Remember how it worked so well for me? We'll be a little busy at a race up here this weekend, but we'll be keeping an eye on the email inbox for the results from Willowbank. Go get 'em!



Subject:   Racing at Mission
Date:       Thursday, May 4
From:      Bob Haffner


My motorhome will be connected to the trailer in Leo's pit area. See you this weekend.

I'll see you at noon today, hopefully. Don't forget the extra laptop and I'm hoping you've got some sort of modem we can connect to it Bob; otherwise we'll be scrambling for an internet connection at the track. There's no way Pfister will let me use his connection, or is there? Stay tuned.



Subject:   Gary Anderson
Date:       Wednesday, May 3
From:      Mark Hentges


Just talked to Don Anderson (Gary's dad) today. They were sorry to say they will not be attending the race this weekend, but are planning to attend the June race. Don's brother, from Vancouver, Washington, passed away last week.

Bad news, Mark. I'm very sorry to read this news and all I can do at this time is express my sincerest condolences to the entire Anderson family. Let's hope that June will see their spirits up and the car ready to fly at MRP.



Subject:   Automan?
Date:       Wednesday, May 3
From:      Tanya Campbell


Thanks for helping out with the address for Bob "Automan" Ottow. And I didn't know about the rules change, I'll have to check my rulebook. (I told Tanya about the rule addition to Top Fuel in Australia this year: All cars MUST be supercharged. With current U.S. injected nitro cars running almost as quick as OZ T/F cars, I guess they were getting nervous).

Sorry, I can't think of anyone to unload . . . I mean, sell your Racepak to. Maybe the Smithsonian. :-) Seriously, I'll let you know if I do.

Harold (Campbell, Tanya's brother) was supposed to be racing at Mackay on the Easter weekend, but his transmission went "walk-about" before the race. He's hoping that it turns up before the Winternationals.

PS: Keep up the great work at Northern Thunder.

Thanks heaps, Tanya. Glad I was able to help. Also, I'm sort of shocked that you even knew we existed. The Racepak that Tanya mentions, and by the way, she's the Australian distributor for them, is my (getting) old 2000/3000 model. It works, it will tell me most of what I need to know, but as she so wittily intimated, it's a bit of a museum piece. But the cost to upgrade to a late model "PRO" unit is steep. Waaaay too steep for this guy, especially with all the other dramas that have been dogging me lately.

Sorry to hear about Harold's problems, but as usual, he'll find some way to work around them. By hook or by crook, I'm sure he'll be there. PS: "Walk about" is an Australian term meaning "gone missing".




Subject:   Notification of Public Meeting
Date:       Wednesday, May 3
From:      Colin Rosewarne


For your information. Please circulate as you see fit.

PUBLIC MEETING

The Adrenalin PowerSports organisation is
planning to build a world class motorsport
facility in Deer Park. As part of Adrenalin's
community consultation and information
process, Adrenalin will be holding a public
information meeting at Saint Peter Chanel's
Primary School Auditorium at 848 Ballarat Road,
Deer Park, on Tuesday May 16th at 8:00 pm.

All welcome

Thanks for passing along the latest news about the proposed new facility, Adrenalin Powersports Centre. It's located just northwest of Melbourne, Australia and if it is built, will be a serious challenger to Bob Jane's Calder Park Raceway (home of the Australian Nationals). So far, the process has gone well and the prospects look good. Keep us updated, Colin.



Subject:   Kind Female
Date:       Wednesday, May 3
From:      Nadiya


Hello. I am twenty years old, 5' 7" tall, weigh 120 lbs., and was born on December 24, 1979. My eyes are brown, my hair is black and long. I send you my photo. I am the oldest daughter in my family. I have got a sister and a brother. She is nine. He is four.

I love my family, I like to read, and to listen to nice music. I like nature and forests. I will be glad to receive your letter. I'm searching for a partner. Would you want a future wife that loves life? Age of my future partner does not matter. I'm after love in my life. English is my second language, sorry if there are mistakes in my letter. Bye!

If you want to see a bigger photo of me, then please put Nadiya in the subject line and return the mail.

Nadiya

Just two questions, Nadiya: Have you got money and do you know how to work on a blown alcohol engine? If so, there's a "job" waiting for you at Northern Thunder.



Subject:   Life (sucks)
Date:       Tuesday, May 2
From:      Don MacGowan


Bob, cheer up, you're bumming me out. Seriously though, I hope some good fortune heads your way soon. We put a little deal in the latest issue of Quicktimes on your site (hope it creates some more traffic) and we look forward to whatever ramblings you may have.... but for now, remember YOU CAN PICK YOUR FRIENDS, AND YOU CAN PICK YOUR NOSE, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T PICK YOUR FRIENDS NOSE. Later.

Hey thanks heaps, Don. As always, your promotion of Northern Thunder in that fine magazine of yours is most appreciated. Guess I'll have to get busy and write something worthy of inclusion in the next issue, won't I? Thanks also for the little joke too. Speaking of nose picking, did I ever tell you about the time I was driving through the container yard at work and drove over a major bump while trying to extract a booger? No, I didn't think so. Darn near broke my finger and I looked pretty strange with a finger stuck up my nose for the rest of the night.



Subject:   Final FMDRS at MRP Schedule
Date:       Monday, May 1
From:      Chris Blair


First there wasn't Juniors, then I was told there was, and finally, confirmed by Wally Duperon, here is the revised schedule. As a result, the bracket class will now get more hits and there is an extra run for Top Comp. A copy of this schedule will be handed to each entrant upon arrival at Mission Raceway.

Bloody hell, Chris. Why don't we just set fire to the damn schedule and make it up as we go along. Sorry for that outburst, but it's now past 2:00 am and I've still got work to do updating the schedule page and putting up an ad for Leo Grocock's Northwest Drag Racing School and the Top Twenty reasons why Norm (from Cheers) likes beer.... and on and it goes. Note to self: Qwitcher whingeing and get on with it.



Subject:   Norm's "Greetings" on Cheers
Date:       Monday, May 1
From:      Tom Braksator


Ever wished you could remember Norm's greetings on Cheers? Well, here they are:

1.  What's shaking, Norm?
"All four cheeks and a couple of chins"

2.  What's new Normie?
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer."

3.  What'd you like Normie?
"A reason to live. Give me another beer."

4.  What'll you have Normie?
"Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
     Looks like beer, Norm.
"Call me Mister Lucky."

5.  Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?
"Like a baby treats a diaper."

6.  What's the story, Mr. Peterson?
"The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."

7.  Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
"I know. If she calls, I'm not here."

8.  Beer, Norm?
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good."

9.  What's going on Mr. Peterson?
"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"

10.  Whatcha up to Norm?
"My ideal weight... if I were eleven feet tall."

11.  How's it going Mr. Peterson?
"Poor."
     I'm sorry to hear that.
"No, I mean pour."

12.  How's life treating you, Norm?
"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."

13.  "Women. Can't live with 'em.... pass the beer nuts."

14.  What's going down, Normie?
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

15.  Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
"Alright, but stop me at one... make that one-thirty."

16.  How's it going, Mr. Peterson?
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

17.  What's the story, Norm?
"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

18.  What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
"The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."

19.  Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
"A little early isn't it, Woody?
       For a beer?
"No, for stupid questions."

Thanks for all those great quotations from Chairman (or is that Stool-Man?) Norm. It's been off the air for a while now, but the humour still holds up.



Subject:   Northwest Drag Racing School
Date:       Monday, May 1
From:      Dean Murdoch


News flash: Leo Grocock will be running the Northwest Drag Racing School Top Alcohol car at Mission's Federal-Mogul race this weekend. He's also got all the dates lined up for the school this year. Could you possibly place the ad for the school on the website?

Northwest Drag Racing School

Great news, Dean. Finally, after months of leaping through flaming hoops and clearing tall obstacles with a single wheelstand, Leo is in business. Click on the thumbnail to see the dates in larger than fine print. And click on the link to the school to read all about it.



Subject:   FMDRS at MRP
Date:       Monday, May 1
From:      Chris Blair


The event page looks good. There has been one change since I spoke to you and it was a result of miscommunication. Junior Dragsters will not be a part of the program. I will send the completely updated schedule to you tonight; there are some other minor changes.

Thanks for the nice comment about my attempt to provide some coverage of the points meet, Chris. Also appreciated is all the updated info; hope there aren't too many changes though; there are only so many hours in a day.



Subject:   More Funny Cars than Dragsters
Date:       Monday, May 1
From:      Dan McGlone


It's my opinion that there are more funny car racers than dragsters because funny car guys tend to be dumber, fatter and less caring about wasting money. Examples of fat: B.A., P.A., D.M. Examples of dumb: D.M. Examples of wasting money: all of us.

Just think of all the neat toys, houses, etc., we could have (instead). What a waste. We only live once though and this is how I like to keep my family and friends together.

You forgot about the mental illness aspect of alcohol racing, Dan. Best examples: "Pure Insanity", "Addiction" and "Northern Thunder" (as in 'Why Be Normal?'). Hmm, hey isn't that first name the title of your car? And who might all those racers identified only by their initials be? See you on Friday. I'll be the guy in the flak vest and Groucho Marx disguise.



Subject:   Info request
Date:       Monday, May 1
From:      Jody Carpenter


I was just trying to get some info on a company named SANTEK; they make some really nice trailers, but I can't seem to find a website for them or anything else. If you could email me a phone number or address I would greatly appreciate it. Thanx.

We do have a link to Santek on our Hard Core Parts - Trailers links page. Oops: just checked it and "404 - File Not Found" came up. Hmm, hang on a minute. I checked out their host's website and see it's down for maintenance. So no luck there, either. Until they get up and running again, the best I can do is tell you Santek is located in Brea, California. Now you've got to start surfing the yellow/white pages websites. Good luck.



Subject:   New Issue of CompetitionPlus.com
Date:       Monday, May 1
From:      Rob Kozak


Issue 15 Volume II has hit the net. Check out all your favorite drag racing action at www.competitionplus.com. Issue 15 is a special Pro Stock Truck issue.

Thanks for the warning, Rob. Now that I know it's about those abominations against nature, I'll be sure to avoid it like the plague. Okay, I'll check out it out but I WON'T be reading anything about those darn trucks. How about an issue about alcohol dragster racing next? No, I didn't think so.